Why Is It When I Feel A Lot Of Emotion I Wanna Puke? Like... What The Heck, Body

Why is it when I feel a lot of emotion I wanna puke? Like... what the heck, body

I have the motivation to do so many things, but I only have the energy for half a thing

That moment when just the edge of your sleeve gets wet

Me: No.

Me: What did I ever do but love you.

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #3

~Our director has just drawn a map of the US from memory~ "That's only 49, we're missing one." "Which one are we missing?" "Someone pull up a map." "UTAH! We're missing Utah!" *chorus of: Oooh...*

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #2

"You gotta probe it." *bounces bow repeatedly* "Probe, probe, probe, probe."

Who needs sleep when you can just inject caffeine directly into your veins