I Have The Motivation To Do So Many Things, But I Only Have The Energy For Half A Thing

I have the motivation to do so many things, but I only have the energy for half a thing

every class is art class if you dont care enough

Send more hoes

What even is smh is it smell my hair

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #3

~Our director has just drawn a map of the US from memory~ "That's only 49, we're missing one." "Which one are we missing?" "Someone pull up a map." "UTAH! We're missing Utah!" *chorus of: Oooh...*

Yes, that's fine, but could we make it gayer?

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #2

"You gotta probe it." *bounces bow repeatedly* "Probe, probe, probe, probe."