SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

Andrew Garfield crying after catching MJ really got to me. He was given a sort of second chance and he was so relieved that that Peter didn't have to go through that shit like he did. Yet he was feeling so guilty, because he probably thought "If I could save MJ I could have saved her too" and while he knows that's not the truth, he still can't help but die a little inside and his acting shows it perfectly

Kakashi: I hate you guys so much

Sasuke: sorry, you said something?

*that night*

Kakashi:...and none of them listened to me!

Iruka, reading a book: there there

Kakashi: are you even listening?

Iruka: mh, yeah

Kakashi: then what did I said?

Iruka: yeah, love you too hun

Kakashi: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Naruto: I've been zoning out for the past two and a half hours.

Sakura: Sorry, I got distracted halfway through.

Sasuke: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Things I heard and said as marvel characters

Warnings: mention of death, really poor trauma-comedy

I obviously adapted the sentences to the characters' traits.

Some of these are also in Naruto characters x things I said

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Steve, visibly stressed: I should have died when I had the chance

Natasha: Steve has the perfect legs and ass for one of those tight dresses, you know

Bucky: I think I might need to change brain. Mine is broken

Tony: They really think they can put me down by talking bad about me? Jokes on them I hate me too and I'm not scared to bring me down myself

Yelena: You know, breaking my harm wasn't really that bad I now have unlocked all my trauma to joke on and I'm hilarious

Peter Parker: Once I had a domestic fly. An hour later Flash killed it

Mj: I don't hate people. I hate stupid people. The fact that it's almost the whole population isn't really my problem

Wanda: having siblings is cool, but I would like people to stop calling me "Pietro's sister". I HAVE A GODDAMN NAME

Sam: Oh, don't look at me. I'm honestly even surprised I'm still alive

Clint: just let me go home. I just want to go home

Vision: It's not my fault I don't know how to display emotions. Nobody ever taught me how!

Loki: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life

Conversations with Mcu characters part 4

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6

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Took from a real conversation I had with my friend

Bucky, entering the room while talking to Natasha: What are you doing?

Me: Waxing, why?

Natasha: You're...You're not flinching?

Me: I should?

Bucky: Teenagers are fucking terrifying

Conversations I would have with mcu characters part 3

Part 1 - part2 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

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Me and Bucky: *Italian arguing*

Sam: the fuck are they saying?

Natasha, watching with popcorn: *gasp* oh no he didn't

Me and Bucky: *screams intensifies*

Conversations with mcu characters part 5

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 6

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Peter: ehy, have you seen how many mafia fanfiction are on Captain Rogers?

Me: yes. Honestly, as an Italian, I find it insulting. People should stop romanticising mafia and learn what it really is

Peter: Wait what? You're Italian? I thought you were Spanish!

Me: How the fuck do I sound Spanish?

Peter: But you talk Spanish!

Me: I'm bilingual!