Conversations With Mcu Characters Part 5

Conversations with mcu characters part 5

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 6

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Peter: ehy, have you seen how many mafia fanfiction are on Captain Rogers?

Me: yes. Honestly, as an Italian, I find it insulting. People should stop romanticising mafia and learn what it really is

Peter: Wait what? You're Italian? I thought you were Spanish!

Me: How the fuck do I sound Spanish?

Peter: But you talk Spanish!

Me: I'm bilingual!

bitches see no way home and hyperfixate on tasm spiderman again like it’s 2012— holding onto that same happiness that andrew gave us almost ten years ago and falling in love with him all over again, despite being in different phases of our lives. it’s me. i’m bitches

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

MJ falling really gave me anxiety, even though I knew she was gonna make it. I was with my friend and he said: "Well in some ways he learned from his errors" and I wanted to beat the shit out of him because even thought it's been years since I've seen it, I'm still not over Gwen

How it would go if I met Bucky through Sam.

Part 2 - Part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

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Sam: and that on the boat is Bucky

Me: Sam. That's a bisexual

Sam: what?

Me: that's a bisexual. I know one of my kind when I see one

Sam: that's the weirdest way to tell me you're bi

Me: I thought you knew. I'm not really secret about it. Also... really... straight people don't stand like that *point at bucky*

Sam: Don't generalize. Steve used to stand like that

Me: I never said that Steve was straight, now did I?

Bucky: 'cause he wasn't

More Kakashi headcanons

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Kakashi hc - Naruto characters hcs

Ok, but for the first week Kakashi covered his sharingan he couldn't even hold a glass of water.

Let me explain.

When you have just one eye you lose the sense of depth, so you don't really know how distant the object is.

Kakashi tryed to hide it until one day Rin saw him struggle to take the water bottle.

He missed and grabbed the air.

Lmao sometimes he still does it.

Gai laughs every time

Sakura is just concerned when she passes him the bottle and he just *wind noises*

Now imagine taking the headband off after so much time

You get accustomed again to have two eyes

And then you get back to have just one

Yeah, Gai still laughs at Kakashi's fall

Lmao it was hilarious

Do you remember that moment in the chunin exams where Pukkun tried to convince Shikamaru by letting him touch his little paw?

I am convinced that he used to do that with Kakashi

Just imagine a little Kakashi, around 7 years who just lays lazily on the ground after training

And Pukkun just pokes him in the face until he stands up

And when they get home Pukkun lays on Kakashi's lap while the kid plays with his paws

Pukkun used to do it even when Kakashi needed to bath

Kakashi used to keep pukkun around just so the house wouldn't feel so big and empty, but he gradually stopped as he got older

Pukkun is still is late night companion tho

Whenever he can't sleep because of nightmare he has a stroll with Pukkun

More conversations I would have with mcu characters

Part 1 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

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Me: Steve... are you gay?

Steve: wha- no, of course not, why would you even ask?

Me: Bucky.

Steve: What?

Me: You really think that everyone would say fuck you to the whole American government multiple times, create a war between the team they were part of and promise to each other to be together till death just for his best friend?

Steve:...

Me: yeah, no shit, you're not slick captain dumb