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Can Someone Finish This Post Because Im
can someone finish this post because i’m
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if people’s accents disappear when they sing does that mean that there are people out there who think justin beiber has an accent?
did this just happen to me please tell me i’m not alone
when you’re a kid with your family at like a park or in a hotel hallway or a parking lot or on the sidewalk and you have to stop and tie your shoelace so you say “wait wait wait hang on” and they slow down for 0.2 seconds and then keep walking and you’re struggling to balance on one leg like a drunk flamingo frantically tying your shoe as your family shrinks into the distance seemingly never to return
and then you tie your shoe and sprint to catch up with them and they’re like “what took you so long??”
i was today years old when i found out that there are 21 days in january.
how did i find this out?
did i check a calendar? book something on that tuesday and figure it out?
nope.
the milk carton told me.
why is the predetermined meeting place for like school fights the flagpole? it’s so out in the open. like if i was set to duel someone who had wronged me i wouldn’t want to meet them at the flagpole that’s lame no i will meet you one of three places:
the catwalks so we can have an epic battle similar to Jack Sparrow and Will Turner
center stage, so i can monologue like hamilton (i would use this when there was not a high chance of me winning so i could go out dramatically).
a random hallway so i could scream and scare a few teachers
the side entrance that’s is not dissimilar to an alley, so i could fight the bulls like a newsie
OR the window in front of the principals office so that we wouldn’t actually have to fight i hate confrontation
anyone else just like not seeing the point of homework or school or sports or anything else anymore? the world is going to shit. the ice caps are melting and the polar bears are dying and iran is just like indescribably disgusting right now and trump is probably gonna be president again next term and abortion rights are a Problem™️ right now and so are gay rights and women’s rights and systemic racism is still a problem and the worlds general mental state is probably not great and i have to write a french test tomorrow.
i feel like that’s fucked up.