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Anyone Else Just Like Not Seeing The Point Of Homework Or School Or Sports Or Anything Else Anymore?

anyone else just like not seeing the point of homework or school or sports or anything else anymore? the world is going to shit. the ice caps are melting and the polar bears are dying and iran is just like indescribably disgusting right now and trump is probably gonna be president again next term and abortion rights are a Problem™️ right now and so are gay rights and women’s rights and systemic racism is still a problem and the worlds general mental state is probably not great and i have to write a french test tomorrow.

i feel like that’s fucked up.


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2 years ago

did this just happen to me please tell me i’m not alone

when you’re a kid with your family at like a park or in a hotel hallway or a parking lot or on the sidewalk and you have to stop and tie your shoelace so you say “wait wait wait hang on” and they slow down for 0.2 seconds and then keep walking and you’re struggling to balance on one leg like a drunk flamingo frantically tying your shoe as your family shrinks into the distance seemingly never to return

and then you tie your shoe and sprint to catch up with them and they’re like “what took you so long??”

1 year ago

can we just talk about Ship in a Bottle by fin for a quick sec?

like. it somehow perfectly captures the essence of standing on the deck of an 18th century pirate ship, fighting for the wheel while 16 foot waves crash over the deck, soaking it with seawater while your crew struggles to stay aboard.

^this would have the instrumental version of the song

and also the essence of running down a beach/through a field at 3am

^this would have the original version

and also the essence of driving super fast down an abandoned street in a ghost town

^the acoustic version maybe?

in any case, it’s a song that’s really good and gives me goosebumps whenever i listen to it.


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2 years ago

if you make a post and you don’t get the reaction you want, i have the perfect solution: create 57 different tumblr blogs and reply to your own post to make it feel like you have friends.

2 years ago

gym bros are so weirdly wholesome i don’t know how to deal with them like one of them just missed a serve in volleyball and he was about to swear and i could see him building up to yell “FUCK” at the top of his lungs and then he hesitated and glanced at our teacher and she gave him a warning “don’t you dare kieran i will shave your middle part off, revert you to your middle school beanpole phase and suspend your gym membership for a month if you cuss” and he frantically swerved away from an f-bomb and instead stumbled his way through “FFFFfrick- frack snick snack- banana-split-chocolate…sundae” and then trailed off in confusion, but he said it at full volume and with such rage you would think he just found out his axe body spray scent was discontinued or he was out of protein powder or something and it was just so awkwardly wholesome and good to know that even the broiest of bros has respect for our gym teacher, who is 5”5, built like a dancer, and dwarfed by my whole class.