Im A Coward And Will Avoid Confrontation At All Costs - Tumblr Posts

why is the predetermined meeting place for like school fights the flagpole? it’s so out in the open. like if i was set to duel someone who had wronged me i wouldn’t want to meet them at the flagpole that’s lame no i will meet you one of three places:

the catwalks so we can have an epic battle similar to Jack Sparrow and Will Turner

center stage, so i can monologue like hamilton (i would use this when there was not a high chance of me winning so i could go out dramatically).

a random hallway so i could scream and scare a few teachers

the side entrance that’s is not dissimilar to an alley, so i could fight the bulls like a newsie

OR the window in front of the principals office so that we wouldn’t actually have to fight i hate confrontation