Um Hey Why Are You Um Evil?

Um… hey… why are you um…… evil…?

My doctor said I have this kind of autism, and then my insurance provider said they don't cover the cost of the medication

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScienceRelatedMemeticDisorder

Omg I love him!!!

Planariannnnn

This was a Patreon Request

7: info dumps about the author's obscure special interest

8: contrivances to make the author's obscure special interest be deeply relevant in the world somehow

3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

Meet the Chemiballs: Halogen Shenanigans

“Halogen” is a collective name for the elements that fall under fluorine in the periodic table. They all have the naming convention of ending in “-ine”, so you always know when something is a halogen. Though the same naming convention is used for a lot of random chemicals, like cadaverine or quinine, so it’s not a perfect system.

They're pretty scary chemicalballs 'cause they really like electronballs. Like, they really heckin' like 'em. They'll sell your own mother just to get a sweet sweet taste of that electronegativity.

POV you are being mugged by Flourineball. Hand over your electrons.

Astatineball is horrified as Tennessineball fades away after giving its final message. Astatineball knows it has a 50% chance of being doomed to the same fate in 8.1 hours or so (both elements have very short half-lives)

Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Meet the Chemiballs: Halogen Shenanigans

Learn about the Halogens in the form of cute ball drawings and jokes from a Mad Scientist.

for more info i guess

Meet the Chemiballs; the Noble Noble Gases

The noble gases were all (mostly) discovered by a Scottish man named Sir William Ramsay (Though, back in his day, it was more common to call them “rare gases”). He made the convention of ending all their names with -on, so you always know when something is a noble gas. (Unless it’s helium which is a noble gas but follows the metal naming convention, [or iron which ends in -on but is a metal. {Also, scientists seem to really like giving things -on names, like prion, codon, electron, etc. I will admit, it does sound cool. }]) So it’s not a perfect system.

The name “noble gasses” is a bit of an early 1900s joke. See, the noble gasses are too lazy to do anything and don’t like bonding with lesser peasant elements. The nobility is also lazy and don’t like associating with peasants. Of course, we live in an enlightened post-WWI world and no longer recognize barbaric concepts such as hieratical rule and rigid class structures. Also, the Queen is dead. But this is basically the equivalent of naming them “trust fund gasses”. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Meet the Chemiballs; the Noble Noble Gases

Are you procrastinating right now? What better way to do that than to read about the laziest elements, the Noble Gases!

Meet the Chemiballs; the Explosive Alkali Metals!

The alkali metals are the first group on the periodic table. Their whole thing is; they have some valence electrons, but would rather that not be the case. So they really like to pair up with electronegative elements, like oxygenball, who can take their electrons. Thus allowing the alkali metals to dissolve into solution as cute cation cats (deadbead dads).

Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Meet the Chemiballs; the Explosive Alkali Metals!

Get ready for some s p i c y e l e m e n t s. The fun stuff, that EXPLODES. Sodium, POTASSIUM. Want to know how a BANANA can KILL YOU?

A old funny blog article with more EDUTAINING POWER regarding alkalimetalballs.