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Meet the Chemiballs: Some* of the Transition Metals

More Chemiballs! This time we’re looking at the Transition Metals. The Transition Metals are that flat bit in the middle of the periodic table. It’s defined as being all the elements that have a “d” orbital as their valence shell, which I’m sure there’s a very immature joke to be made of. But I’m far too mature and adult to stoop that low. (hehe, Transition metals)

* bruh look, im not gonna draw all the transition metals. have you SEEN a periodic table recently? do you have any idea how many transition metals there are? like, 34 or something. and 90% of them would just be varying shades of gray. i just drew a few cool ones

RAINBOW CHROMIUMBALL
Ironball friendily threatening to cause Sunball to go supernova
Copperball. On patrol.

Techniciumball radiating and having a really hard to spell name.
Goldball being too good for bonding with peasantballs.
TUNGSTENCUBE INVEST CRYPTO TUNGSTENCUBE STRONK LAMBO VERY HARD MUCH DENSE ARMOR PIERCING
Mercuryblob
Ravings of a Mad Scientist
Want to learn about less than all 34 of the transition metals in the form of cute ball comics drawn by a mad scientist? Oddly specific desir

here's an article I wrote years ago about the transition metals (where the art is from)


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Meet the Chemiballs; the Noble Noble Gases

The noble gases were all (mostly) discovered by a Scottish man named Sir William Ramsay (Though, back in his day, it was more common to call them “rare gases”). He made the convention of ending all their names with -on, so you always know when something is a noble gas. (Unless it’s helium which is a noble gas but follows the metal naming convention, [or iron which ends in -on but is a metal. {Also, scientists seem to really like giving things -on names, like prion, codon, electron, etc. I will admit, it does sound cool. }]) So it’s not a perfect system.

The name “noble gasses” is a bit of an early 1900s joke. See, the noble gasses are too lazy to do anything and don’t like bonding with lesser peasant elements. The nobility is also lazy and don’t like associating with peasants. Of course, we live in an enlightened post-WWI world and no longer recognize barbaric concepts such as hieratical rule and rigid class structures. Also, the Queen is dead. But this is basically the equivalent of naming them “trust fund gasses”. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Heliumballoon leaving Earthball forever
Live Argonball reaction (Argon comes from the greek word for lazy)
Neonball
Radonball
Kryptonball does not like Tungstencube. Or superman.
That white dot annoys me too, but not enough to actually fix it
(Despite being a noble gas and not liking to bond, Xenon can be bonded to some stuff, even *gold*, showing that chemists can bond anything to pretty much anything if they abuse the electrons enough. Very funny cursed chemistry.)
Oganessonball in a particle accelerator
Meet the Chemiballs; the Noble Noble Gases
Ravings of a Mad Scientist
Are you procrastinating right now? What better way to do that than to read about the laziest elements, the Noble Gases!

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