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Meet the Chemiballs; the Explosive Alkali Metals!

The alkali metals are the first group on the periodic table. Their whole thing is; they have some valence electrons, but would rather that not be the case. So they really like to pair up with electronegative elements, like oxygenball, who can take their electrons. Thus allowing the alkali metals to dissolve into solution as cute cation cats (deadbead dads).

Cesiumball. It's the most positively charged element, exact opposite of Flourineball in every way. According to the LAWS OF CHEMIBALLS cations (the name for positively charged ions) ABSOLUTELY MUST be drawn with cat ears and a tail ON PAIN OF DEATH

Franciumblob, the most french element (right after Gallium). Fun fact: It was almost named "Catiumball", because it's cationic, but then Marie Curie's actual daughter told the Frenchwoman who discovered it that naming it "cat" would bring even the slightest ounce of joy to English speaking people, and the French hate that.

Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Meet the Chemiballs; the Explosive Alkali Metals!

Get ready for some s p i c y e l e m e n t s. The fun stuff, that EXPLODES. Sodium, POTASSIUM. Want to know how a BANANA can KILL YOU?

A old funny blog article with more EDUTAINING POWER regarding alkalimetalballs.

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