For The Ask Game, An Au Where Izuku Stole Overhaul Quirk?

For the ask game, an au where Izuku stole overhaul quirk?

I don't know why but I adore AUs where Izuku steals the Overhaul's quirk. There is just something so funny about the trash toucan who hates quirks to have his own quirk stolen only for him to make the surprise pikachu face.

1 - So, during the raid on the yakuza, Izuku is the one shot with the anti quirk bullet. You know, the quirk that can erase forever one (1) quirk. Which means OFA is gone. Forever. Poof.

2 - There is no word to describe Izuku's sheer rage as he realizes that the ultimate All Might merch is gone. (And let's not talk about Nighteye's wail of despair and him claiming that Mirio never would have lost his quirk like that.) Chisaki sees visions of his own death. Tamaki grabs Mirio and Eri and runs until he is another city. Every member of the Eight Principles except for Chrono decide to change career (half of them become florists).

3 - Chisaki is slowly backing away and feeling that he might have made a mistake when the teenager that is foaming at the mouth slaps the crap out of him, removing his quirk right here and there. Then... Listen, Chisaki doesn't die, because Izuku wants him to live a very long life in Tartarus, but he probably wished he did.

4 - Izuku is crying for the next three days. Fortunately, he is consoled by his Dadmight, who assures him that everything will be alright, and by all the quirks he slapped of every passing villains. All Might even promised him to take him on a tour to Tartarus once he feels better. Meanwhile, the entire villain community is freaking out because of All for One's second coming.

5 - Nighteye keeps screeching and pointing at Izuku but eventually manages to communicate a question as to how Izuku is able to steal quirks. All Might and Izuku both look at him like he is stupid: it's obviously OFA being rewound into AFO's original quirk, duh.

The reveal went right, but now how are the Fenton parents gonna provide for their kids if they don't make weapons anymore?

They invent a serum that elongates dog's lives.

Dogs that take the serum have their lifespans go from 16 to 66; granted this does also effect the years in which they're matured enough to make puppies, but it evens out. They age slower, are less prone to getting sick, and also possibly are guaranteed to turn into ghosts that will stick around but it's fine.

That explodes in popularity, and becomes standard for working dogs of all sorts. And also other dogs.

Then the Fentons re-invent insulin. But it's once, ever, instead of regular insulin. One $5 shot and anyone's pancreas works normally for the rest of their life.

The Fentons invent a 100% survival cure for Rabies. ($20)

The Fentons invent the cure for (most kinds of) cancer. ($10)

The Fentons invent a way to make a Star Trek reference real; a pill that can regrow an organ in a few days. ($45, that one is a little tricky to make)

They do all of this in the span of three years. By the time Danny is ready to attend college, "Fenton" is a well known name of miracle workers.

Also he's richer than Sam.

For the ask game, please! Gray and Donald used to be childhood friends but Gray moved away. They meet in canon, Donald is convinced that Gray is pretending not to know him, while Gray doesn't recognize his smol childhood friend in the tall fully-body-tattooed spikey-haired gang leader that is messing his school life.

Oooo a fun one.

Donald and Gray grew up in the same orphanage after a tragic parent killing plague left many orphans. They both had trouble fitting in with the other kids, and Donald was sickly so Gray always protected him. One day Donald stole some food for them to eat and they got caught. Gray got blamed too even though he didn't know the food was stolen. Both were sent to separate juvenile delinquent facilities, and because they had no phone access they lost touch.

After getting out of the juvenile delinquent center, Donald changed his name to avoid his criminal past. He briefly checked up on Gray but didn't make contact. Gray was Donald's first love, and Donald has this dream of showing up before him as a successful man who can take care of him from now on. This is also because Donald feels horribly guilty about getting Gray sent to juvie and fears to see him again unless he has something to offer.

Donald is very upset when he realizes that Gray is not acknowledging him. (Because this is confirmation of all his worst fears that Gray blames him. Because deep down he thinks Gray should blame him, Donald fails to take into account how much he's physically changed and how he's using a different name now.) Donald arranges things like math competitions as gifts for Gray to win him back.

Meanwhile Gray has been spending years desperately searching for his childhood friend. Gray's childhood friend was very weak and fragile. Gray is very worried about him. He's recruited the gang to help him out on his search. Everyone believes that Gray's long-lost friend is a shy, nerdy frail bishounen.

Donald starts dropping hints about their past around Gray and Gray misinterprets that Donald is threatening his sweet, weak childhood friend. Gray nearly kills Donald before he reveals the truth. +1 Gray shows up at the final battle armed with childhood pictures of Donald as a sickly skinny boy with braces. Gray also threatens to reveal Donald's embarrassing childhood stories. Donald decides he doesn't need Eunjang in the Union after all and apologizes to Eugene.

Hello Katydid! For the ask game, Gray ends in Donald's school instead of Eunjang, please!

After the Stephen Incident, Gray's former teacher mailed his test scores to all schools in the area. Donald pulled strings to get Gray in because he sympathizes with a brilliant student with a bad record for personal reasons. Then Donald forgot about him.

At first this is better for Gray because Donald's school is far better run. There's bullying in the form of protection money but people don't just randomly deface Gray's poor bag and attack him in the hallways. Gray isn't interested in starting trouble and keeps his head down. His emotional issues fester unaddressed.

Gray first attracted Donald's attention via his math puzzles, at which point Donald put out an order to ensure no one messed with Gray. They started regularly chatting at school about smart people stuff.

Gray saw Donald surrounded by delinquents and misunderstood that someone was bullying his new friend. This triggered all his Stephen issues and he beat the crap out of them. Donald did not help because he was too busy re-examining his sexuality.

After that Donald become obsessed with getting Gray to join his side and Gray was annoyed his new friend got involved in this delinquent nonsense. In desperation Donald sought out advice, but it's far too embarrassing to ask any of his subordinates, so he went to Gerald: a former musician with a fanclub. Gerald is sweating knowing that the fate of Eunjang rests on his ability to get a highly antisocial miniature crime boss together with a highly antisocial killing machine.

Au where Itadori’s grandpa doesn’t die

That is one hilarious AU as far as I am concerned.

1 - "You ate WHAT? And now, you're going WHERE?"

2 - This is the AU where Yuji's stupidity was so potent that it brings his grandfather back to full health and now, he is tagging along to Tokyo Jujutsu High and bitching the whole time.

3 - Level of respect for Gojo? Zero. He doesn't care that he technically saved his grandson's life. As far as he is concerned, he looks and acts like a clown, the eyeband makes him look stupid and he doesn't trust him with children. Gojo adores him and calls him Grandpa.

4 - Keeps telling every sorcerer student he sees to just quit that line of work because it sucks and there is no benefit. When he isn't, he is very invested with Yuji making friends with all of them, because his grandson needs friends.

5 - Yuji: "Now that I am Sukuna's vessel, am I even human?"

Grandpa: "Oh, don't worry about that. Judging from what your mother was, I doubt you were fully human to begin with."

Yuji: "WHAT?"

You know who would be absolutely PISSED as ALL HELL about this whole traitor debacle? STAIN. He literally pierced a lung saving this kid’s life bc the fakers around him were too incompetent to act, and NOW, this boy, the one who he’d declared to be worthy of growing up into a hero, was being attacked and betrayed by the “heroes” around him who had once again failed to protect him, and now he might not even become a hero at all. He’s just sitting in his cell foaming at the mouth at this mess.

Stain astral projects from Tartarus and into UA through sheer rage and yells at society from here. 

UA finally accepts that they fucked up because what’s left to do when you have the ghost of an (alive) serial killer screaming at you?