The Reveal Went Right, But Now How Are The Fenton Parents Gonna Provide For Their Kids If They Don't

The reveal went right, but now how are the Fenton parents gonna provide for their kids if they don't make weapons anymore?

They invent a serum that elongates dog's lives.

Dogs that take the serum have their lifespans go from 16 to 66; granted this does also effect the years in which they're matured enough to make puppies, but it evens out. They age slower, are less prone to getting sick, and also possibly are guaranteed to turn into ghosts that will stick around but it's fine.

That explodes in popularity, and becomes standard for working dogs of all sorts. And also other dogs.

Then the Fentons re-invent insulin. But it's once, ever, instead of regular insulin. One $5 shot and anyone's pancreas works normally for the rest of their life.

The Fentons invent a 100% survival cure for Rabies. ($20)

The Fentons invent the cure for (most kinds of) cancer. ($10)

The Fentons invent a way to make a Star Trek reference real; a pill that can regrow an organ in a few days. ($45, that one is a little tricky to make)

They do all of this in the span of three years. By the time Danny is ready to attend college, "Fenton" is a well known name of miracle workers.

Also he's richer than Sam.

If you would’ve known that that stupid river was the fountain of youth, you never would’ve drank from it. That was 300 years ago. You’re permanently stuck at age 26. The only one you really have left in your life is your horse, who also made the mistake of drinking from it.

Damian, as Robin, is about to be sacrificed to summon a Powerful Being. Except instead of a Powerful Being, a kid his age pops into existence as though he was shoved forward.

The kid looks around, startled. He's got a black eye and he's holding a length of rope, presumably what had been restraining him.

"Uh. Is. Is this the afterlife?" The kid asks, bewildered.

"...No, this is Gotham. We were trying to summon Pariah Dark?" One of the cultists answers, also confused.

"But I was being sacrificed to summon Pariah Dark?" The kid says, brows furrowed.

The cultists pause in their attempted murder of Robin and hurriedly reconvene, taking their eyes off of the kid. They're muttering about how maybe there was another cult doing a sacrifice at the same time, and things got switched up. Should they sacrifice both of the boys?

Damian, though. Damian never takes his eyes off of the new kid.

Unlike the cultists, he's not an idiot. He knows a liar when he sees one. That boy is no sacrifice.

That boy is the being they summoned.

He waits for the being to show it's true colors. And waits. And waits.

'Hurry up!' Damian mouths to it.

'I am trying!' It mouths back, motioning at it's feet where it's been wearing away the containment sigil.

'Well try faster!'

'That's not how it works!'

'How hard is it to mess up chalk?'

'Well then you come here and you do it!'

"Maybe I will," Damian spits outloud, done with this farce.

"Uh, do you two need a moment or...?"

Damian answers the cultists question by kicking her in the face as he cuts himself loose.

He will rescue both himself and the demon they dragged into this world.

Dead on main au where

1. Danny wears a 1/2 face mask as a ghost to make sure his parents don’t find out who he is

2. The decision to start wearing the mask was a spontaneous thing that happened at school and he stole the mask from his high school’s theater department

3. Danny moves to Gotham as soon as he turns 18 on a scholarship but it doesn’t include dorm fees.

4. Danny hides out in an abandoned theater (the attic is surprisingly well insulated!!!!) and spends most of his time there as a ghost because he can’t anywhere else in Gotham.

5. An injured Red hood limps his way into one of his favorite old hideouts (the theater obviously), and promptly passes out from blood loss with the hazy image of a masked glowing spector as the last thing he sees.

6. He wakes up enough to hear soft reassurances of safety and feel cool hands carry him with no noticeable strain.

7. Jason comes to in a giant nest of blankets with his wound neatly stitched up, a killer headache, and a sticky note wishing him well/ promising the writer didn’t leak under the helmet (a fact Jason is well aware of considering his head is very much unexploded)

8. Jason tries to leave but he passes out again and is honestly too tired to try again when he comes back around. So he just…falls asleep.

9. Jason wakes up again to warm food on an old silver tray and an empty room, not knowing Danny is watching him from the corner to make sure he doesn’t fall again. Not that Danny wouldn’t catch him again, but he’d prefer it didn’t happen at all.

In short, Danny plays elusive nurse to the dangerous red hood while Jason sees a literal ghost that lives in an abandoned theater wearing a phantom of the opera mask and decides he’s found a keeper. Clearly he appreciates the drama.

Gran tags along with Izuku to Nighteyes agency bc he doesn't trust Nighteye and has Suspicions

1 - Gran Torino arrives to the agency in time to hear Nighteye tells Izuku that he might be taking him as an intern but would make him give up OFA. He then calmly tells Izuku to pick his stuff and to wait for him outside because he is doing his internship with Grandpa Sorahiko. Izuku tries to explain that he was accepted and just has to show what he's worth but then he sees, he looked at Gran Torino's eyes. Proving everyone who ever said he has the survival instinct of a lemming with a cliff wrong, he flees the agency. Meanwhile, Nighteye is slowly backing towards the window.

2 - Gran Torino first informs Nighteye that what Toshinori chooses to do with his quirk is none of Mirai's business. He also asks him if the child he has been grooming for a quirk he doesn't need to is aware that the man he trusts is about to put a lovely target on his back since All for One is still alive. Then, he informs him that the next thing he will do after dropping Midoriya back to UA is to call Nedzu and shares his concern about a pro hero who is willing to accept a student with the goal of making quit heroism.

3 - When Nedzu is told about what happened, he rips Mirio's internship convention in half and informs the Nighteye agency that UA will refuse to send any students there as long as Sir Nighteye is still the hero leading this agency. It's not because he is morally against what Nighteye tried to pull. It's because his actions aren't only dumb but put Nedzu's students in danger. Nighteye outright saying that he wanted Midoriya to give up the quirk and give it to Mirio meant that he wanted to destroy Midoriya's hero career (without a quirk, Izuku wouldn't just go on and be a quirkless hero) but the idea of an adult in charge of assuring the safety of a student he wants to see fail would have turned his hair white overnight if that wasn't already the case. Plus the fact that Nighteye also thought he could take decisions for Mirio is a whole bouquet of red flags in itself.

4 - Gran Torino and Izuku spend the internship in the mountain, trying to find the LOV or at least Kurogiri. Instead, after Izuku drops something heavy on his feet and colorfully swear, they find Machia. A really cool fight between Kurogiri and Machia vs Gran Torino and Izuku happens. (Izuku probably gets Blackwhip early.) In the end, Kurogiri is neutralized and Machia swears fealty to Izuku. Izuku is confused. GT has a headache. All Might, when he hears about it, is in denial.

5 - They can't "arrest" Machia because even if he is suspected of MANY things, they can't exactly prove that he is an immortal bloodhound/bodyguard serving Machia. Because of exceptional circumstances, he is put under the responsibility of UA. (There is a 75% that it's the Commission wanted Nedzu to mess up and take control of the best hero school of the country.) Nedzu and Gran Torino respectively complain to All Might about how his successor keeps bringing trouble.

+ 1 - Tamaki is injured because of one of the anti quirk bullet starting to flood the market. The help of someone with a good nose to track people is required so that's how Gran Torino, Izuku and Machia gets on the yakuza thingie. Said yakuza are very surprised where a giant shows up at their compound.