Dead On Main Au Where

Dead on main au where

1. Danny wears a 1/2 face mask as a ghost to make sure his parents don’t find out who he is

2. The decision to start wearing the mask was a spontaneous thing that happened at school and he stole the mask from his high school’s theater department

3. Danny moves to Gotham as soon as he turns 18 on a scholarship but it doesn’t include dorm fees.

4. Danny hides out in an abandoned theater (the attic is surprisingly well insulated!!!!) and spends most of his time there as a ghost because he can’t anywhere else in Gotham.

5. An injured Red hood limps his way into one of his favorite old hideouts (the theater obviously), and promptly passes out from blood loss with the hazy image of a masked glowing spector as the last thing he sees.

6. He wakes up enough to hear soft reassurances of safety and feel cool hands carry him with no noticeable strain.

7. Jason comes to in a giant nest of blankets with his wound neatly stitched up, a killer headache, and a sticky note wishing him well/ promising the writer didn’t leak under the helmet (a fact Jason is well aware of considering his head is very much unexploded)

8. Jason tries to leave but he passes out again and is honestly too tired to try again when he comes back around. So he just…falls asleep.

9. Jason wakes up again to warm food on an old silver tray and an empty room, not knowing Danny is watching him from the corner to make sure he doesn’t fall again. Not that Danny wouldn’t catch him again, but he’d prefer it didn’t happen at all.

In short, Danny plays elusive nurse to the dangerous red hood while Jason sees a literal ghost that lives in an abandoned theater wearing a phantom of the opera mask and decides he’s found a keeper. Clearly he appreciates the drama.

If you would’ve known that that stupid river was the fountain of youth, you never would’ve drank from it. That was 300 years ago. You’re permanently stuck at age 26. The only one you really have left in your life is your horse, who also made the mistake of drinking from it.

For the ask game: an AU where All Might and Izuku forget to tell Inko that they're going to I-Island.

Ah yes, The story of how Midoriya Inko drop kicked the Symbol of Peace.

(I am going to change the prompt just a little bit to make it funnier.)

1 - Okay so you have to understand that Izuku is a very independent child and it's normal for him to disappear during an entire day without giving any news. Inko has learned not to worry. However, because of that habit, Izuku only left a message to his mom when he was already on the plane.

2 - Izuku left quite the good message, calmly explaining where he was going, that he was with a teacher, and when he would be back. Except that all that Inko heard was "I have been smuggled out of the country by an adult I barely know." She completely panics. Calls Izuku a thousand times but his phone is off (because he is on a plane). Calls Hisashi but he doesn't answer either (because he is in Tartarus).

3 - Now, most people would have called the police but Inko has... ahem... a past that makes her distrustful of the police and heroes alike. So she kinda hops on a plane and gets illegally into I-Island. As she does, she ends up in a warehouse where a group of shady looking people have also gotten in the island. They look like villains, they might be involved in a smuggling ring, so she very politely asks them if they have seen his son.

4 - Wolfram, who had just been talking about his nefarious plan, doesn't know how much this strange Japanese housewife heard. He makes vague threats and allusions about how he can definitely help her find her son, already planning to kill her. Unfortunately for him, all that Inko heard was "Oh yes, we definitely got your son, are up to no good, and are going to do something stupid." Parental adrenaline kicks in. The spirit of Yor Forger possesses her. Twenty minutes later, Inko exists the warehouse. There is a tiny bit of blood on her but she wipes it and keeps looking for her son.

5 - The strange man who is next to Izuku never sees her coming. She drops from the second floor and drop kicks him. He immediately passes out, maybe because of the kick, maybe because of the sheer shock.

+ 1 - Once All Might wakes up, he apologizes to Inko and that's how she learns that her son is on friendly terms with the Symbol of Peace! Hooray!

Au where Itadori’s grandpa doesn’t die

That is one hilarious AU as far as I am concerned.

1 - "You ate WHAT? And now, you're going WHERE?"

2 - This is the AU where Yuji's stupidity was so potent that it brings his grandfather back to full health and now, he is tagging along to Tokyo Jujutsu High and bitching the whole time.

3 - Level of respect for Gojo? Zero. He doesn't care that he technically saved his grandson's life. As far as he is concerned, he looks and acts like a clown, the eyeband makes him look stupid and he doesn't trust him with children. Gojo adores him and calls him Grandpa.

4 - Keeps telling every sorcerer student he sees to just quit that line of work because it sucks and there is no benefit. When he isn't, he is very invested with Yuji making friends with all of them, because his grandson needs friends.

5 - Yuji: "Now that I am Sukuna's vessel, am I even human?"

Grandpa: "Oh, don't worry about that. Judging from what your mother was, I doubt you were fully human to begin with."

Yuji: "WHAT?"

For the ask game, please! Gray and Donald used to be childhood friends but Gray moved away. They meet in canon, Donald is convinced that Gray is pretending not to know him, while Gray doesn't recognize his smol childhood friend in the tall fully-body-tattooed spikey-haired gang leader that is messing his school life.

Oooo a fun one.

Donald and Gray grew up in the same orphanage after a tragic parent killing plague left many orphans. They both had trouble fitting in with the other kids, and Donald was sickly so Gray always protected him. One day Donald stole some food for them to eat and they got caught. Gray got blamed too even though he didn't know the food was stolen. Both were sent to separate juvenile delinquent facilities, and because they had no phone access they lost touch.

After getting out of the juvenile delinquent center, Donald changed his name to avoid his criminal past. He briefly checked up on Gray but didn't make contact. Gray was Donald's first love, and Donald has this dream of showing up before him as a successful man who can take care of him from now on. This is also because Donald feels horribly guilty about getting Gray sent to juvie and fears to see him again unless he has something to offer.

Donald is very upset when he realizes that Gray is not acknowledging him. (Because this is confirmation of all his worst fears that Gray blames him. Because deep down he thinks Gray should blame him, Donald fails to take into account how much he's physically changed and how he's using a different name now.) Donald arranges things like math competitions as gifts for Gray to win him back.

Meanwhile Gray has been spending years desperately searching for his childhood friend. Gray's childhood friend was very weak and fragile. Gray is very worried about him. He's recruited the gang to help him out on his search. Everyone believes that Gray's long-lost friend is a shy, nerdy frail bishounen.

Donald starts dropping hints about their past around Gray and Gray misinterprets that Donald is threatening his sweet, weak childhood friend. Gray nearly kills Donald before he reveals the truth. +1 Gray shows up at the final battle armed with childhood pictures of Donald as a sickly skinny boy with braces. Gray also threatens to reveal Donald's embarrassing childhood stories. Donald decides he doesn't need Eunjang in the Union after all and apologizes to Eugene.