Au Where Itadoris Grandpa Doesnt Die

Au where Itadori’s grandpa doesn’t die

That is one hilarious AU as far as I am concerned.

1 - "You ate WHAT? And now, you're going WHERE?"

2 - This is the AU where Yuji's stupidity was so potent that it brings his grandfather back to full health and now, he is tagging along to Tokyo Jujutsu High and bitching the whole time.

3 - Level of respect for Gojo? Zero. He doesn't care that he technically saved his grandson's life. As far as he is concerned, he looks and acts like a clown, the eyeband makes him look stupid and he doesn't trust him with children. Gojo adores him and calls him Grandpa.

4 - Keeps telling every sorcerer student he sees to just quit that line of work because it sucks and there is no benefit. When he isn't, he is very invested with Yuji making friends with all of them, because his grandson needs friends.

5 - Yuji: "Now that I am Sukuna's vessel, am I even human?"

Grandpa: "Oh, don't worry about that. Judging from what your mother was, I doubt you were fully human to begin with."

Yuji: "WHAT?"

You know who would be absolutely PISSED as ALL HELL about this whole traitor debacle? STAIN. He literally pierced a lung saving this kid’s life bc the fakers around him were too incompetent to act, and NOW, this boy, the one who he’d declared to be worthy of growing up into a hero, was being attacked and betrayed by the “heroes” around him who had once again failed to protect him, and now he might not even become a hero at all. He’s just sitting in his cell foaming at the mouth at this mess.

Stain astral projects from Tartarus and into UA through sheer rage and yells at society from here. 

UA finally accepts that they fucked up because what’s left to do when you have the ghost of an (alive) serial killer screaming at you?

Gran tags along with Izuku to Nighteyes agency bc he doesn't trust Nighteye and has Suspicions

1 - Gran Torino arrives to the agency in time to hear Nighteye tells Izuku that he might be taking him as an intern but would make him give up OFA. He then calmly tells Izuku to pick his stuff and to wait for him outside because he is doing his internship with Grandpa Sorahiko. Izuku tries to explain that he was accepted and just has to show what he's worth but then he sees, he looked at Gran Torino's eyes. Proving everyone who ever said he has the survival instinct of a lemming with a cliff wrong, he flees the agency. Meanwhile, Nighteye is slowly backing towards the window.

2 - Gran Torino first informs Nighteye that what Toshinori chooses to do with his quirk is none of Mirai's business. He also asks him if the child he has been grooming for a quirk he doesn't need to is aware that the man he trusts is about to put a lovely target on his back since All for One is still alive. Then, he informs him that the next thing he will do after dropping Midoriya back to UA is to call Nedzu and shares his concern about a pro hero who is willing to accept a student with the goal of making quit heroism.

3 - When Nedzu is told about what happened, he rips Mirio's internship convention in half and informs the Nighteye agency that UA will refuse to send any students there as long as Sir Nighteye is still the hero leading this agency. It's not because he is morally against what Nighteye tried to pull. It's because his actions aren't only dumb but put Nedzu's students in danger. Nighteye outright saying that he wanted Midoriya to give up the quirk and give it to Mirio meant that he wanted to destroy Midoriya's hero career (without a quirk, Izuku wouldn't just go on and be a quirkless hero) but the idea of an adult in charge of assuring the safety of a student he wants to see fail would have turned his hair white overnight if that wasn't already the case. Plus the fact that Nighteye also thought he could take decisions for Mirio is a whole bouquet of red flags in itself.

4 - Gran Torino and Izuku spend the internship in the mountain, trying to find the LOV or at least Kurogiri. Instead, after Izuku drops something heavy on his feet and colorfully swear, they find Machia. A really cool fight between Kurogiri and Machia vs Gran Torino and Izuku happens. (Izuku probably gets Blackwhip early.) In the end, Kurogiri is neutralized and Machia swears fealty to Izuku. Izuku is confused. GT has a headache. All Might, when he hears about it, is in denial.

5 - They can't "arrest" Machia because even if he is suspected of MANY things, they can't exactly prove that he is an immortal bloodhound/bodyguard serving Machia. Because of exceptional circumstances, he is put under the responsibility of UA. (There is a 75% that it's the Commission wanted Nedzu to mess up and take control of the best hero school of the country.) Nedzu and Gran Torino respectively complain to All Might about how his successor keeps bringing trouble.

+ 1 - Tamaki is injured because of one of the anti quirk bullet starting to flood the market. The help of someone with a good nose to track people is required so that's how Gran Torino, Izuku and Machia gets on the yakuza thingie. Said yakuza are very surprised where a giant shows up at their compound.

For the ask game, an au where Izuku stole overhaul quirk?

I don't know why but I adore AUs where Izuku steals the Overhaul's quirk. There is just something so funny about the trash toucan who hates quirks to have his own quirk stolen only for him to make the surprise pikachu face.

1 - So, during the raid on the yakuza, Izuku is the one shot with the anti quirk bullet. You know, the quirk that can erase forever one (1) quirk. Which means OFA is gone. Forever. Poof.

2 - There is no word to describe Izuku's sheer rage as he realizes that the ultimate All Might merch is gone. (And let's not talk about Nighteye's wail of despair and him claiming that Mirio never would have lost his quirk like that.) Chisaki sees visions of his own death. Tamaki grabs Mirio and Eri and runs until he is another city. Every member of the Eight Principles except for Chrono decide to change career (half of them become florists).

3 - Chisaki is slowly backing away and feeling that he might have made a mistake when the teenager that is foaming at the mouth slaps the crap out of him, removing his quirk right here and there. Then... Listen, Chisaki doesn't die, because Izuku wants him to live a very long life in Tartarus, but he probably wished he did.

4 - Izuku is crying for the next three days. Fortunately, he is consoled by his Dadmight, who assures him that everything will be alright, and by all the quirks he slapped of every passing villains. All Might even promised him to take him on a tour to Tartarus once he feels better. Meanwhile, the entire villain community is freaking out because of All for One's second coming.

5 - Nighteye keeps screeching and pointing at Izuku but eventually manages to communicate a question as to how Izuku is able to steal quirks. All Might and Izuku both look at him like he is stupid: it's obviously OFA being rewound into AFO's original quirk, duh.

Damian, as Robin, is about to be sacrificed to summon a Powerful Being. Except instead of a Powerful Being, a kid his age pops into existence as though he was shoved forward.

The kid looks around, startled. He's got a black eye and he's holding a length of rope, presumably what had been restraining him.

"Uh. Is. Is this the afterlife?" The kid asks, bewildered.

"...No, this is Gotham. We were trying to summon Pariah Dark?" One of the cultists answers, also confused.

"But I was being sacrificed to summon Pariah Dark?" The kid says, brows furrowed.

The cultists pause in their attempted murder of Robin and hurriedly reconvene, taking their eyes off of the kid. They're muttering about how maybe there was another cult doing a sacrifice at the same time, and things got switched up. Should they sacrifice both of the boys?

Damian, though. Damian never takes his eyes off of the new kid.

Unlike the cultists, he's not an idiot. He knows a liar when he sees one. That boy is no sacrifice.

That boy is the being they summoned.

He waits for the being to show it's true colors. And waits. And waits.

'Hurry up!' Damian mouths to it.

'I am trying!' It mouths back, motioning at it's feet where it's been wearing away the containment sigil.

'Well try faster!'

'That's not how it works!'

'How hard is it to mess up chalk?'

'Well then you come here and you do it!'

"Maybe I will," Damian spits outloud, done with this farce.

"Uh, do you two need a moment or...?"

Damian answers the cultists question by kicking her in the face as he cuts himself loose.

He will rescue both himself and the demon they dragged into this world.