Hello Katydid! For The Ask Game, Gray Ends In Donald's School Instead Of Eunjang, Please!

Hello Katydid! For the ask game, Gray ends in Donald's school instead of Eunjang, please!

After the Stephen Incident, Gray's former teacher mailed his test scores to all schools in the area. Donald pulled strings to get Gray in because he sympathizes with a brilliant student with a bad record for personal reasons. Then Donald forgot about him.

At first this is better for Gray because Donald's school is far better run. There's bullying in the form of protection money but people don't just randomly deface Gray's poor bag and attack him in the hallways. Gray isn't interested in starting trouble and keeps his head down. His emotional issues fester unaddressed.

Gray first attracted Donald's attention via his math puzzles, at which point Donald put out an order to ensure no one messed with Gray. They started regularly chatting at school about smart people stuff.

Gray saw Donald surrounded by delinquents and misunderstood that someone was bullying his new friend. This triggered all his Stephen issues and he beat the crap out of them. Donald did not help because he was too busy re-examining his sexuality.

After that Donald become obsessed with getting Gray to join his side and Gray was annoyed his new friend got involved in this delinquent nonsense. In desperation Donald sought out advice, but it's far too embarrassing to ask any of his subordinates, so he went to Gerald: a former musician with a fanclub. Gerald is sweating knowing that the fate of Eunjang rests on his ability to get a highly antisocial miniature crime boss together with a highly antisocial killing machine.

For the ask game, please! Gray and Donald used to be childhood friends but Gray moved away. They meet in canon, Donald is convinced that Gray is pretending not to know him, while Gray doesn't recognize his smol childhood friend in the tall fully-body-tattooed spikey-haired gang leader that is messing his school life.

Oooo a fun one.

Donald and Gray grew up in the same orphanage after a tragic parent killing plague left many orphans. They both had trouble fitting in with the other kids, and Donald was sickly so Gray always protected him. One day Donald stole some food for them to eat and they got caught. Gray got blamed too even though he didn't know the food was stolen. Both were sent to separate juvenile delinquent facilities, and because they had no phone access they lost touch.

After getting out of the juvenile delinquent center, Donald changed his name to avoid his criminal past. He briefly checked up on Gray but didn't make contact. Gray was Donald's first love, and Donald has this dream of showing up before him as a successful man who can take care of him from now on. This is also because Donald feels horribly guilty about getting Gray sent to juvie and fears to see him again unless he has something to offer.

Donald is very upset when he realizes that Gray is not acknowledging him. (Because this is confirmation of all his worst fears that Gray blames him. Because deep down he thinks Gray should blame him, Donald fails to take into account how much he's physically changed and how he's using a different name now.) Donald arranges things like math competitions as gifts for Gray to win him back.

Meanwhile Gray has been spending years desperately searching for his childhood friend. Gray's childhood friend was very weak and fragile. Gray is very worried about him. He's recruited the gang to help him out on his search. Everyone believes that Gray's long-lost friend is a shy, nerdy frail bishounen.

Donald starts dropping hints about their past around Gray and Gray misinterprets that Donald is threatening his sweet, weak childhood friend. Gray nearly kills Donald before he reveals the truth. +1 Gray shows up at the final battle armed with childhood pictures of Donald as a sickly skinny boy with braces. Gray also threatens to reveal Donald's embarrassing childhood stories. Donald decides he doesn't need Eunjang in the Union after all and apologizes to Eugene.

Au where Itadori’s grandpa doesn’t die

That is one hilarious AU as far as I am concerned.

1 - "You ate WHAT? And now, you're going WHERE?"

2 - This is the AU where Yuji's stupidity was so potent that it brings his grandfather back to full health and now, he is tagging along to Tokyo Jujutsu High and bitching the whole time.

3 - Level of respect for Gojo? Zero. He doesn't care that he technically saved his grandson's life. As far as he is concerned, he looks and acts like a clown, the eyeband makes him look stupid and he doesn't trust him with children. Gojo adores him and calls him Grandpa.

4 - Keeps telling every sorcerer student he sees to just quit that line of work because it sucks and there is no benefit. When he isn't, he is very invested with Yuji making friends with all of them, because his grandson needs friends.

5 - Yuji: "Now that I am Sukuna's vessel, am I even human?"

Grandpa: "Oh, don't worry about that. Judging from what your mother was, I doubt you were fully human to begin with."

Yuji: "WHAT?"

Anyone AU where Shoto doesn't want Endeavor to become Number 1 hero after All Might's inevitable retirement, so they forcibly retire him first.

1 - This is so funny because, from what you're saying, it's not even Dabi and Shouto deciding that, it's Shouto apparently waking up one going "NOOO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO!", grabbing Izuku by the scruff and telling him "You're the reason why All Might will have to retire within our lifetime so you and I are going to fix this fucking mess before my dad gets to be number 1 hero and gets to be validated despite all the bullshit he put us through."

2 - Dabi goes to the bar and see those freaking chaos demons plotting with Endeavor as their next target and he goes "NOOOO!!! HE NEEDS TO BECOME THE NUMBER 1 HERO SO I CAN DESTROY HIS CAREER WHEN HE FINALLY THINKS HIS DREAM HAS COME TRUE! I EVEN HAVE A DANCE ROUTINE AND EVERYTHING!" and he grabs Hawks by the scruff and goes "Listen to me, you abject Endeavor fanboy! (DON'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE! I SAW YOUR BODY PILLOW AND THE SHRINE IN YOUR LOFT!) We are going to do something so abject that I will probably cough half of my blood trying to enunciate it. We are... going... to... Oh God, I don't know if I'm going to make it... Save... ARGH... Endeavor."

3 - And of course, All for One sees this and he lives for the drama, so he tells Hawks "Yeah, the best way to neutralize Yami is to deprive him of coffee, just make sure not to get caught or he will set you on fire." so Hawks organizes a national coffee shortage. Inko immediately sends coffee to her beloved son but he will at least spend two weeks without it and Izuku can hear colors and taste sounds right now.

4 - Izuku and Shouto try to cripple Endeavor and bulldozers through Hawks and Dabi because one is Izuku in full caffeine withdrawal and the other is a very spiteful Shouto who recognizes no sibling but Endeavor is a fucking Todoroki so functionally indestructible. They shatter his legs so he can't walk again but that bastard gets through reeducation in a week. They poison him but he just gets a fever.

5 - Izuku is hallucinating at this point, he has attained a new level of consciousness, and he is yelling "Why do you want him to retire so much? I could just destroy the hero ranking! I could destroy the hero society is that's what you want!" and Shouto, who hasn't slept in a week, is "No! I want him to retire before All Might!" and Izuku is just "YOU WANT WHAT I DID TO ALL MIGHT? FINE!"

6 - Izuku recreates the exact same thing he did with All Might, using the same people, right until he is in front of Endeavor and slaps the quirk out of him, then grabs Shouto's face and headbuts him, giving him Hellfire, only to pass out because since there is now no trace of caffeine in his system, his body assumes that he has been dead for a week and it's time to turn off the lights.

7 - When Izuku wakes up, three days later and a cup of coffee in hand, he has no memory of the past week. Shouto tells him he uses afo to steal Hellfire and give it to him but Izuku doesn't believe him. Either Hellfire is a transferable quirk or AFO was the one to sneak the quirk in Shouto. Also, he concludes that it's not possible for him to be able to steal quirks since his mom can attracts small objects and his dad has a fire breath quirk. Shouto is so mad that he incoherently screams for thirty minutes.

8 - One month later, Nighteye connects the two dots, walks into UA and accuses Shouto of being the one who stole All Might's quirk. Enraged, Shouto incinerates his desk and screams "WRONG FUCKING QUIRK, ASSHOLE!"