Cats, my random ranting, and sometimes BIONICLE. Highly advise against following.
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When my buddy picked up Captain he messaged me "It's been nice knowing you before I go mad with power."
oh hell nah they decided to promote my ass to e5 the lower enlisted are NOT ready
This is the same reason I like Battletech. Yeah, Battlemechs are the focus, but infantry, tanks, and aircraft all still exist and are extremely important to warfare. Battlemechs are able to take a hit like little else can, but if you want the most efficient means of carrying firepower to a target that's gonna be a tank, not a battlemech.
Like I know a lot of Gundam shows usually only ever depict mobile suits fighting with maybe the occasional fleet action but in the original MSG they weren’t the end all be all to warfare (yet). They’re closer to how tanks were during the First World War, a brand new weapon system that was largely invincible because counter measures didn’t exist yet.
The gauntlets, however, stay ON. Clinye knows how often your hands get hit in melee combat.
Clinye likes to diss bikini armor
As someone who has played both but now only plays Magic... yeah, that's about right. Unless the Magic card in question is from Strixhaven, in which case I hope you don't mind reading a novel between the card and all of its possible interactions before starting to glimpse how it might be used.
the difference between yugioh and magic the gathering (as someone who plays neither) is that a yugioh card says like "if you own a Blorbionicus the King of Red Eyes in your pendulum summon zone (but NOT your left pendulum summon zone) you can special summon (NOT ritual or zexal or pendulum summon) sixteen cards named Blorbimini (excluding Maid Blorbimini) to any zone EXCEPT the super double defense zone" and no one can explain this to me but meanwhile a magic the gathering card says "flying. after the end of your turn draw a card" and people are like oh those fools bc the action only goes on the stack after the end of your turn and because of the use of 'your' instead of 'the owner's' and because mercury is in gatorade, technically it only resolves during the opponents third upkeep when explicitly you cant draw cards or else a sniper will shoot you
Same. I'm pretty sure I block ACTUAL followers on principle because no one should be following me, and I still get several per day.
Good lord I didn’t realize the bot follower problem was so bad still
checking daily and I have to clean out half a dozen each time despite being relatively dead
Military heritage post
What the don’t tell you when you join the army is how many school busses you’ll be riding in
I only ever shit on the French language, their culture and military history I have nothing but respect for.
hating the French is reddit-tier cringe btw.
the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet
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I can't empathize with this at all because I have bowel control. That said, I'm sorry that you have to live this way.
Sneezed so hard I almost shat my pants
As someone with ADHD who cooks because it's cheaper than buying processed food, don't you fucking DARE use ADHD as an excuse for not learning basic skills that let you function as an adult. There are people with far more debilitating issues who still find a way to manage. Learn to cook. You don't even need to cook beyond something like using a pan to cook the spam before you put it on a sandwich, but you do need to know how to use the stove, cook in that pan, and clean said pan when it's all done.
but cooking is an essential life skill and even as an adult no matter what excuse you have or shit explanation about classism and shit (like if poor people in every country were the same when most of the time poor and working class people cook and don't order in all the time or buy frozen meals because that IS more expensive for us) if there's nothing stopping you from using a knife correctly you need to learn how to cook. it doesn't need to be some gourmet shit start with rice and boiling an egg. food needs to be edible enough that you enjoy eating it and that's it. if boiling an egg is the hardest thing to follow ask someone to cook it in front of you. use youtube. something. jesus christ
Mostly because we never unfollowed, that's effort and I'll be damned if I actually pay attention to who I'm following on here.
Weclome Back
People still follow me here?
I have tried this. If I am dedicated, I can fall right back asleep.
New night routine is having my phone fully charged and tossing it somewhere across the room, forcing me to get out of bed in the morning and find it to turn off the alarm
I live in Hawaii, where the summer doesn't end until around January. Every time it drops below 80 is a treat, and below 70 is a reason to celebrate.
I swear I’ve got like reverse seasonal depression or whatever because I get really happy when it’s cold out and the snow starts coming in. This is where I’m supposed to be
I used to have a whole cake made in this style for my birthday when I was a kid. I loved the idea of dirt cake, it made child me very happy, and although I’ve not had it in many years I do think I’d still enjoy it in a nostalgic kind of way, even with my decaying sweet tooth.
Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys
Bartleby's Lumpkin has some serious bangers, though. I particularly love "Scungus Bundle" and "Leezard Speen."
I love that shittysawtraps post that’s going around rn like “you can make a character playlist for any character but you can’t use Mother Mother or Lemon Demon” and then every reblog is like “and for a REAL challenge, don’t use any of THESE wildly popular artists, either” and then proceeds to list twenty artists I’ve never heard of in my life
This is why I don't let my phone even send read receipts. Until I choose to respond, you have no idea if I've seen it. You don't need to know when I see things. Stay protected, kings and queens.
If you care about read receipts you are a freak and unfit for society
there are many benefits to being a Naval Salior
it used to be pretty common for there to be cats on boats. they’d take care of any rodents who would chew on ropes or wires and spread diseases. sailors were also superstitious and believed that having a cat aboard would bring good luck! this belief passed on to their wives, who kept cats - especially black ones who were believed to be extra lucky - at home in order to keep their husbands safe when at sea.
another popular superstition? that if a cat came aboard it was a sign of luck, but if it only boarded halfway and then left, it was a sign of bad luck.
most ship’s cats are only found in modern times on private vessels, but they have roots going back to early history. one such example is the Vikings, who took cats with them on expeditions.
Sources: Ship’s Cats, @Manglewood