As Someone With ADHD Who Cooks Because It's Cheaper Than Buying Processed Food, Don't You Fucking DARE

As someone with ADHD who cooks because it's cheaper than buying processed food, don't you fucking DARE use ADHD as an excuse for not learning basic skills that let you function as an adult. There are people with far more debilitating issues who still find a way to manage. Learn to cook. You don't even need to cook beyond something like using a pan to cook the spam before you put it on a sandwich, but you do need to know how to use the stove, cook in that pan, and clean said pan when it's all done.

but cooking is an essential life skill and even as an adult no matter what excuse you have or shit explanation about classism and shit (like if poor people in every country were the same when most of the time poor and working class people cook and don't order in all the time or buy frozen meals because that IS more expensive for us) if there's nothing stopping you from using a knife correctly you need to learn how to cook. it doesn't need to be some gourmet shit start with rice and boiling an egg. food needs to be edible enough that you enjoy eating it and that's it. if boiling an egg is the hardest thing to follow ask someone to cook it in front of you. use youtube. something. jesus christ

I can't empathize with this at all because I have bowel control. That said, I'm sorry that you have to live this way.

Sneezed so hard I almost shat my pants

Mostly because we never unfollowed, that's effort and I'll be damned if I actually pay attention to who I'm following on here.

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People still follow me here?

Bartleby's Lumpkin has some serious bangers, though. I particularly love "Scungus Bundle" and "Leezard Speen."

I love that shittysawtraps post that’s going around rn like “you can make a character playlist for any character but you can’t use Mother Mother or Lemon Demon” and then every reblog is like “and for a REAL challenge, don’t use any of THESE wildly popular artists, either” and then proceeds to list twenty artists I’ve never heard of in my life

I have tried this. If I am dedicated, I can fall right back asleep.

New night routine is having my phone fully charged and tossing it somewhere across the room, forcing me to get out of bed in the morning and find it to turn off the alarm