I Can't Empathize With This At All Because I Have Bowel Control. That Said, I'm Sorry That You Have To

I can't empathize with this at all because I have bowel control. That said, I'm sorry that you have to live this way.

Sneezed so hard I almost shat my pants

This is why I don't let my phone even send read receipts. Until I choose to respond, you have no idea if I've seen it. You don't need to know when I see things. Stay protected, kings and queens.

If you care about read receipts you are a freak and unfit for society

the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet

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This is the same reason I like Battletech. Yeah, Battlemechs are the focus, but infantry, tanks, and aircraft all still exist and are extremely important to warfare. Battlemechs are able to take a hit like little else can, but if you want the most efficient means of carrying firepower to a target that's gonna be a tank, not a battlemech.

Like I know a lot of Gundam shows usually only ever depict mobile suits fighting with maybe the occasional fleet action but in the original MSG they weren’t the end all be all to warfare (yet). They’re closer to how tanks were during the First World War, a brand new weapon system that was largely invincible because counter measures didn’t exist yet.

As someone who has played both but now only plays Magic... yeah, that's about right. Unless the Magic card in question is from Strixhaven, in which case I hope you don't mind reading a novel between the card and all of its possible interactions before starting to glimpse how it might be used.

the difference between yugioh and magic the gathering (as someone who plays neither) is that a yugioh card says like "if you own a Blorbionicus the King of Red Eyes in your pendulum summon zone (but NOT your left pendulum summon zone) you can special summon (NOT ritual or zexal or pendulum summon) sixteen cards named Blorbimini (excluding Maid Blorbimini) to any zone EXCEPT the super double defense zone" and no one can explain this to me but meanwhile a magic the gathering card says "flying. after the end of your turn draw a card" and people are like oh those fools bc the action only goes on the stack after the end of your turn and because of the use of 'your' instead of 'the owner's' and because mercury is in gatorade, technically it only resolves during the opponents third upkeep when explicitly you cant draw cards or else a sniper will shoot you

As someone with ADHD who cooks because it's cheaper than buying processed food, don't you fucking DARE use ADHD as an excuse for not learning basic skills that let you function as an adult. There are people with far more debilitating issues who still find a way to manage. Learn to cook. You don't even need to cook beyond something like using a pan to cook the spam before you put it on a sandwich, but you do need to know how to use the stove, cook in that pan, and clean said pan when it's all done.

but cooking is an essential life skill and even as an adult no matter what excuse you have or shit explanation about classism and shit (like if poor people in every country were the same when most of the time poor and working class people cook and don't order in all the time or buy frozen meals because that IS more expensive for us) if there's nothing stopping you from using a knife correctly you need to learn how to cook. it doesn't need to be some gourmet shit start with rice and boiling an egg. food needs to be edible enough that you enjoy eating it and that's it. if boiling an egg is the hardest thing to follow ask someone to cook it in front of you. use youtube. something. jesus christ