[on The Phone]

[on the phone]

tony: hey, i can still pick whatever suit i like for the wedding, right?

pepper: yeah, as long as it’s black, why?

tony, wearing the iron man suit: no reason

tony: why can't we just leave morgan at home with nat? she’s definitely old enough to babysit—

pepper: because nat’s idea of babysitting morgan is “making sure she survives”

peter: hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

mj: a glass of water is an inanimate object. therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

peter:

peter: water you doing?

bucky: i’ve been giving sam subtle hints that i like him

bucky, walking over to sam: i can’t stand you

peter: okay, i have a plan

mj: i hope it turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating raw rice and then drinking boiling water

quill: the risk i took was carefully calculated

gamora: WE ALMOST DIED—

quill: i never said i was good at maths