Cute.. But Utterly Fruitless.

Cute.. but utterly fruitless.

If we are going child for child it's time-

DOMAINS EXPANSION:

SELF EMBODIMENT OF A TRUE BLACKGUARD SHIPPER

''Mutal Love''

Jaune would get home and go to his room and see Weiss sleeping which would make him smile and then he would go to his son and daughter's room and lean on the crib leaving his hand close to his babies.

Jaune: I hope I can be a good father to you two…

When Jaune would say that he would be hugged from behind and saw that it was Weiss with a calm and slightly serious expression on her face.

Weiss: How many times will I have to repeat to you that you will be a good father..

Jaune turned around hugging Weiss too and would caress her face and take the opportunity to kiss her on the forehead which would form a comfortable smile on her face.

Jaune: hehe I know you've repeated this several times but I keep remembering what happened with Lewis and Alyx..

Jaune would say that and have a sad expression on his face and Weiss would notice by placing one of her hands on his face and with a warm and comfortable smile.

Weiss: Jaune, what happened to alyx and lewis wasn't your fault, alyx was just a scared child who preferred to follow her fear but look on the bright side you were a great figure for lewis who made you be marked as one of the best hunters in the history of remmant heh.

Weiss would pull Jaune for a kiss and he would kiss back and after a few minutes the two would look at their babies and a smile forms on Jaune's face with some tears of joy.

Jaune: I promise we will be the best parents in the world.

Weiss: And I always believe in your promises.

Jaune would place his hand on the crib and see his son holding his finger, forming a small smile on the baby's face.

@spahhzy @infoglitch

Domain Expansion: WHITE KNIGHT LOVE

..I think it's safe to say I won the angst war between me, @spahhzy, and @epic-arc. With three solid angst posts and both of them being radio silent for a minute (I feel like I should be worried about that but eh). I feel like I just hit a fuckin black flash..

is that cringe?

Ah who gives a shit! I won!

Now it's time for the glitch cycle! Let the suffering begin!

But before that, back to your regular scheduled program of lovey dovey Bullshit and me being fuckin GOOFY.

... I feel like I'm the only one who isn't surprised.

Like Ace op's, Aesop's.

Kinda on the nose. (Maybe I just know of aesop because I watch one piece) but that's just me.

Outside of that you ain't dumb. Stuff like this can happen to everyone.

GUYS

IM SO DUMB I JUST REALIZED

THE ACE OPS

ARE ALL BASED OFF OF AESOP’S FABLES

WTF

THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE????

THE ELM AND THE VINE?????

A FISHERMAN’S LUCK????

THE DOG AND HIS REFLECTION?????

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

..yeah don't mind me just gonna

BLAGH.

Weiss Schnee: Birthright.

(Verse 1)

A mirror inside of my room. Kept me divided in two. So to me on the other side all I ask is this.

What is our birthright?

Is it a throne to sit upon as everyone's heart grows cold.

Colder each minute.

My heart is dying.

Telling me I'm so brave.

I know your all lying.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

(Verse 2)

The kingdom you built in the sand.

Left to wash away as you will soon fade.

The pain you caused was nothing but a wound.

And Mine will heal soon

So take that royal tests that once burdened me

For I fly free. I'll shove it in your face because I refuse to let you win

And I refuse to let this suffering live.

You heart from day one, you forced us all to feel alone.

So I say no.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

(Verse 3)

Freedom, oh sweet freedom.

How I longed for the moment that I'm finally free.

This kingdom of sand is weak as snow.

The kingdom I will build will be beautiful like ice.

You wanted to be immortal.

By haunting our dreams.

But I become immortal because I am free.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

I uh.. I wrote a really shitty Ruby rose song for my Rwby rewrite... Your all going to read the lyrics because I suck at music. And am too much of a fucking pussy to even try singing it.

Ruby Rose: thorns (act 1)

(Verse 1)

(In a whispered voice) red like roses fill my dreams.

My dreams are empty, lost of hope.

The infinite distance set in my life.

Things set into motion as you died.

(In a whispered voice) and leads me too. The place you rest.

I didn't want this.

Yet it happens to me.

Ripped out of my hands. I'm all alone.

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 2)

(In a whispered voice) white is cold and always yearning.

I wish you were here, I wish I said I love you and goodbye.

But now I am here all alone, feeling like a rose, that's only thorns.

(In a whispered voice) burdened by a royal test.

Lost all the beauty, but kept all that pain, i feel incomplete.

Dear mother if your listening to me.

Please

stop

Haunting my dreams!

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 3)

(In a whispered voice) Black the beast descends from Shadows.

I feel them creeping in. The regrets digging under my skin.

When you left all I felt was that I was alone.

I wish you were here so that way you do what you would and that you could you say

“I love you my dear daughter”

(In a whispered voice) yellow beauty burns

Scorching the world. All I feel is alone. And I'm sick of this feeling.

Deep in my soul.

(In a whispered voice) gold.

I'm sorry it's just cringe I just really wanted peoples opinions on these shitty ass lyrics.

God damnit y'all started the damn party without me.

Let's not forget their greedy asses moved one of the series that was barely profitable to a dog shit streaming app and removed it from the app it was founded on as well as moving it to Crunchyroll where they specifically made it so you have to buy a membership for Crunchyroll so you can watch the series if you don't use their dog shit app.

And to add insult to injury now that they've shut down now basically no one can legally watch this series because they were so confident that they wouldn't go under.

And to push it even FURTHER. Let's not forget they practically massacred ironwood and treated him like a fuckin dictator while also revealing his semblance on a fuckin video that basically made everyone start to wonder "are you villainizing someone who's semblance is basically a handicap upon their decision making and their ability to make sense?".

AND LETS NOT FORGET THE EVER AFTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND THE BULLSHIT THEY TRIED TO DO WHEN DISCUSSING SUICIDE-

OK I'mma stop because I have yet to make it to V9 and I don't feel like making an ass out of myself.. yet.

Apologies this probably ain't the fuckin mood but I just, relish the chances to shit on rt and remind everyone why they ain't SHIT.

You know what if roster teeth wasn't such a bad studio maybe we wouldn't have had such shit volumes sorry if this is kinda toxic

Nah fuck that dude, this isn't toxic, this is just facts. Rooster Teeth are a dogshit company that did nothing for itself but shoot itself in the foot over and over because of a parasocial relationship with its fans, listen to blind praise and never listen to criticism, double-triple-quadruple-AND-quintuple down on their headassery, and blatantly lie about their story being planned from the beginning and spit on their friend's grave for his wishes (baring Neath Oum and Monty's Oum wife who did nothing wrong), maybe, JUUUUUST maybe, they'd still be around and their reputation wouldn't be down the sewer and into the most vile septic tank in the world right now.

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST REASHOT?!

Then again this is a shitpost, I shouldn't be surprised, But still.

Ruby Is A Good Girl, I Swear.

Jaune: *Pat Ruby's head once*

Ruby: