God Damnit Y'all Started The Damn Party Without Me.

God damnit y'all started the damn party without me.

Let's not forget their greedy asses moved one of the series that was barely profitable to a dog shit streaming app and removed it from the app it was founded on as well as moving it to Crunchyroll where they specifically made it so you have to buy a membership for Crunchyroll so you can watch the series if you don't use their dog shit app.

And to add insult to injury now that they've shut down now basically no one can legally watch this series because they were so confident that they wouldn't go under.

And to push it even FURTHER. Let's not forget they practically massacred ironwood and treated him like a fuckin dictator while also revealing his semblance on a fuckin video that basically made everyone start to wonder "are you villainizing someone who's semblance is basically a handicap upon their decision making and their ability to make sense?".

AND LETS NOT FORGET THE EVER AFTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND THE BULLSHIT THEY TRIED TO DO WHEN DISCUSSING SUICIDE-

OK I'mma stop because I have yet to make it to V9 and I don't feel like making an ass out of myself.. yet.

Apologies this probably ain't the fuckin mood but I just, relish the chances to shit on rt and remind everyone why they ain't SHIT.

You know what if roster teeth wasn't such a bad studio maybe we wouldn't have had such shit volumes sorry if this is kinda toxic

Nah fuck that dude, this isn't toxic, this is just facts. Rooster Teeth are a dogshit company that did nothing for itself but shoot itself in the foot over and over because of a parasocial relationship with its fans, listen to blind praise and never listen to criticism, double-triple-quadruple-AND-quintuple down on their headassery, and blatantly lie about their story being planned from the beginning and spit on their friend's grave for his wishes (baring Neath Oum and Monty's Oum wife who did nothing wrong), maybe, JUUUUUST maybe, they'd still be around and their reputation wouldn't be down the sewer and into the most vile septic tank in the world right now.

Well if we throw in neo we should throw in cinder too.

More hate sex is best. Get yang hate fucking neo, Blake and Weiss hate fuckin, and jaune and cinder not just hate fuckin but "IM GONNA KILL YOU!" FUCKIN.

I think Negative!Weiss and Negative!Blake should have raw, nasty, violent hate sex.

I don't think it would fix them, in fact I think it'd make them worse, but it'd be Hot.

..yeah don't mind me just gonna

BLAGH.

Weiss Schnee: Birthright.

(Verse 1)

A mirror inside of my room. Kept me divided in two. So to me on the other side all I ask is this.

What is our birthright?

Is it a throne to sit upon as everyone's heart grows cold.

Colder each minute.

My heart is dying.

Telling me I'm so brave.

I know your all lying.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

(Verse 2)

The kingdom you built in the sand.

Left to wash away as you will soon fade.

The pain you caused was nothing but a wound.

And Mine will heal soon

So take that royal tests that once burdened me

For I fly free. I'll shove it in your face because I refuse to let you win

And I refuse to let this suffering live.

You heart from day one, you forced us all to feel alone.

So I say no.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

(Verse 3)

Freedom, oh sweet freedom.

How I longed for the moment that I'm finally free.

This kingdom of sand is weak as snow.

The kingdom I will build will be beautiful like ice.

You wanted to be immortal.

By haunting our dreams.

But I become immortal because I am free.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

I uh.. I wrote a really shitty Ruby rose song for my Rwby rewrite... Your all going to read the lyrics because I suck at music. And am too much of a fucking pussy to even try singing it.

Ruby Rose: thorns (act 1)

(Verse 1)

(In a whispered voice) red like roses fill my dreams.

My dreams are empty, lost of hope.

The infinite distance set in my life.

Things set into motion as you died.

(In a whispered voice) and leads me too. The place you rest.

I didn't want this.

Yet it happens to me.

Ripped out of my hands. I'm all alone.

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 2)

(In a whispered voice) white is cold and always yearning.

I wish you were here, I wish I said I love you and goodbye.

But now I am here all alone, feeling like a rose, that's only thorns.

(In a whispered voice) burdened by a royal test.

Lost all the beauty, but kept all that pain, i feel incomplete.

Dear mother if your listening to me.

Please

stop

Haunting my dreams!

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 3)

(In a whispered voice) Black the beast descends from Shadows.

I feel them creeping in. The regrets digging under my skin.

When you left all I felt was that I was alone.

I wish you were here so that way you do what you would and that you could you say

“I love you my dear daughter”

(In a whispered voice) yellow beauty burns

Scorching the world. All I feel is alone. And I'm sick of this feeling.

Deep in my soul.

(In a whispered voice) gold.

I'm sorry it's just cringe I just really wanted peoples opinions on these shitty ass lyrics.

True love.

Apologies everyone I was in the middle of questioning if I was bi or if I just wanted to fuck a femboy. Anyway time for fucking ANGST- wait.. shit this isn't angst this.. this is it, the one ship I can't make fucking depressing! BLACKGUARD!

@spahhzy, @epic-arc you are all in my domain. I welcome you, to blackguard paradise.

The only place where you heathens understand-

THAT I AM FUCKIN GOOFY!

(also I'm sorry but Bleiss's real name should be Bellamere. I will make a fuckin petition and FORCE EVERYONE to sign that shit, I actively refuse to acknowledge her by a shitty name choice. Is this me acting like I'm big shit because I wrote like 4 blackguard fics prior to this? Yes.. but also because I'm sick of Bleiss's name being just Bleiss. LET ME BE DELUSIONAL.)

Jaune laid beside his wife as he combed a hand through her hair. The woman he loved was humming softly as she cradles their infant son.

Jaune: hey.. Bellamere?

Bleiss: hmm, Yes darling?

The black sheep of the schnee family looked up at jaune. Her magenta eyes being filled with that same love he saw days, weeks, months, years, decades ago.. he saw it constantly in her eyes. And it always made his heart skip a beat.

Jaune: I.. I'm glad you didn't give up on me..

Bleiss: darling-

Jaune: I promise I'm not shitting on myself.. thank you Bellamere.. thank you for loving me, for having faith in me.. even when I let.. even when I let that cat possess me.

Bleiss: Jaune.. sweetheart, I want you to listen to me.

Bleiss managed to turn without waking the sleeping baby in her arms.

Bleiss: I want you to understand something, all those years in Beacon, those years you and Weiss helped me reconnect with my family, the years we spent together in the ever after. every single one of those years. I will gladly go through it again. because I love you.

Bleiss moved a hand and cusped her cheek.

Bleiss: and no matter what, I will always love you. Now and forever.. and even if I went through more hell than those years brought.. as long as you and our child would be there for me at the end. I'd gladly go through it. Because you, my sister's, my brother, my mother, my own child.. all of the people I have grown to care for.. you are all worth more than the world to me.

Jaune's face heated up as a smile crossed his Face. As he leaned in and kissed the one woman that stole his heart... and gave hers in return.

Jaune's eyes stared at the gravestone as he held his son's hand. The young boy crying. While jaune barely managed to choke back tears.

The date didn't matter, the rest of her name didn't matter. As all jaune needed was to see her first name and nickname on the grave.

His wife.

His partner.

His everything.

Was dead.

But as jaune wanted to just.. vanish he looked to his son, the boys pitch black hair and azure eyed reminded jaune.. he still had someone to be there.

The next few years would hurt, they would never hurt less but to Jaune all that matters was that his son still had his father.

And an Arc never leaves his family.

PAIN OF BEING A GAMER

Me: .....SCREEEEEEEEEEEE-

Ergo: What?! What the fuck is it?!

Me: BLACK MYTH WUKONG, ITS INFECTED MY MIND!

Ergo: that game that basically every gamer is talking about?

Me: YES!

Ergo: so I assume you wanna play it?

Me: hell yes! I am mythology scum and the game is up my alley!

Ergo:.. but?

Me:.. But I CANT because it isn't on fuckin XBOX! Just like-

Ergo: ultrakill?

Me: YES! I WANNA PLAY BOTH OF THEM BUT I CAAAAANNNT!

Ergo: be patient dude.. I'm sure atleast ultrakill will come to xbox

Me: but black myth wukong!

Ergo: ahp! It's probably a PlayStation exclusive dude.

Me: but-

Ergo: do you have money to buy a PS5?

Me:... No... No I don't..

Ergo: then too bad.

Glitch is a sad broke gamer.

Revelation.

Nemesis's mask is finally knocked off. As Johnson learns who is under it.

And he is horrified.