* Quickly Looks It Up * Oh My God YESSS.

* quickly looks it up * Oh my god YESSS.

How the Sides React to Patton Blowing Them a Kiss:

Logan: * catches it on pure reflex but then stares at it confusedly *

Virgil: * catches it and puts it on his cheek * Thanks Pat, I needed that.

Roman: * catches it, puts it on his hand, then blows one back * Same to you, fair Patton!

Deceit: * catches it then drops it to the floor * Yes, thank you.

Remus: * catches it and eats it * Thankies and samesies! * rips off his lips and throws them at him *

You...rescued me...

Yeah well, fight or flight, am I right?

Sanders Sides as Tik Toks

* Patton walking into the Dark Sides part of the mindscape, before Virgil left them *

Patton: Heeeyyy, you having some boy time in here? Not on my watch! * laughs *

Patton: Get it it's like a watch- so it's like a time joke?

Patton: Anyway, your old man's gonna catch some shut eye. You boys don't have too much fun in here.

Deceit: Shut up, Patton. You're not even our real dad-

Virgil: * slaps him upside the head * Respect your father!

* Patton as a bartender *

Patton: What can I get for you buddy?

Virgil: Just the usual.

Patton: * slides over a note that reads "You're Loved & Valid" *

Virgil: * tears up *

* Virgil walking up to the Dark Sides table in high school *

Virgil: Hey man, is it cool if I sit here?

Remus: * using a stupid medieval accent * You may be granted asylum at our lunch table, BUT first you must contribute a pickle to the pickle pile.

Virgil: Yeah, I'm just gonna go-

* heads to the Light Sides table instead *

Remus: * throws foot on counter * Yeah, I jack off fully naked.

Remus: * sits on the counter * You don't like it???

Remus: * jumps off the counter and leans into his face * Go to another Starbucks.

Remy(Sleep): Gurl, this is like the fifth Starbucks I've been to today.  Can someone please just fucking give me a mocha latte. 

Patton: If you're ever sad, just put you're hand on your heart-

Remus: * groping his own chest * Feel that? That's a TITTY.

Deceit: Okay, I'm gonna be honest for a second-

Deceit: * is dead silent for over a minute *

Deceit: And don't you ever forget that~

What if Deceit’s room is literally upside down and they have to walk on the ceiling? I know that’d be hard to pull off but...that’d be kinda cool???

Also Roman and Remus should totally share a room yesss.

Okay yea I know we're all hyped about the dark sides and remus and who the next new side will be but i wanna see Romans room! Logans room! Deceits room! Remus room! Will the creativitwins share a room? Would Logans room just look exactly like Thomas's current location because it would be logical or something? Would things be backwards, on the wrong side, would the sides switch places in Deceits room? So many possibilities!

Roceit Greek Hero AU

Where Roman is a Greek hero(maybe a Demigod one maybe not) that is sent on a quest to kill the nearest Medusa, who is Deceit. Everyone thinks that Deceit is killing people by turning them into stone using his glare but actually it turns out that he’s just so good at sculpting that he makes all of his creations look hyper realistic. Roman, a known patron of the arts, decides to drop everything and sponsor(and probably also be his muse) instead.

Remus Angst Idea(s)

What if Remus is afraid of being left behind by the rest of the Dark Sides because he thinks that they all have redeemable qualities except for him?

Counter idea, what if Remus is afraid Thomas will end up tearing all of the other Dark Sides in half one day in order to keep their “good” parts and toss out the “bad” parts just like he did with him and Roman?