You...rescued Me...

You...rescued me...

Yeah well, fight or flight, am I right?

Remus Angst Idea(s)

What if Remus is afraid of being left behind by the rest of the Dark Sides because he thinks that they all have redeemable qualities except for him?

Counter idea, what if Remus is afraid Thomas will end up tearing all of the other Dark Sides in half one day in order to keep their “good” parts and toss out the “bad” parts just like he did with him and Roman?

Sanders Sides as Homestuck Quotes

Logan: It’s really weird. This human emotion you call friendship.

Virgil: Friendship isn’t an emotion fucknuts.

Logan: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. 

Logan: It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Virgil: That’s an ugly rumor. Whoever told you that is a filthy liar.

Virgil: And you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.

Roman: I can’t control myself. I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.

Patton: N...no!

Deceit: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint-

Deceit: Y...yes???

Roman: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution in at least some way.

Virgil: Patton? What the fuck.

Patton: Can’t talk chasing dogs.

Logan: Honestly, Thomas. The conversation we are having right now bears a striking resemblance to absolute nonsense.

Roman: This is some very powerful Juju. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Remus: Sounds like a dare to me.

Roman: Oh my god.

Roman: Moral of the story is blue kid is a dumb nerd but is right when he says stuff.

Thomas: What happened to Deceit? Why is he passed out on the floor?

Virgil: Because I punched him in the face.

Thomas: What?

Virgil: You heard me.

Creativitwins as Tik Toks

Remus: People ask me why I even skate.

Remus: Do you even skate?

Remus: * takes a bite out of deodorant *

Remus: In this world you either get pissed off or you get pissed on so either get angry or get KINKY.

Remus: I do the stupid things. That's my place in the group.

Remus: * drinks an entire 2 liter of Pepsi *

* the Creativity Twins try to pull a prank on Patton *

Remus: * draws a spider on the wall *

Remus: Hey Patton, there's a spider behind you. 

Patton: * jumps and punches a whole straight through the wall *

Roman: * laughs * You got him!

* Remus, watching tentacle porn as a disgusted Roman walks in on him *

Remus: It's called hentai and it is ART!

* the Creativity Twins sharing a room * 

Roman: * slaps a sticky note with "Bitch" written on it onto Remus' face as he's sleeping *

Remus: * grabs it still in his sleep and eats it *

Roman: * whispers * I fucking hate you.

Roman: * trying on a silly wig for a play * 

Remus: I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet.

Remus: You know, the mirror.

Roman: Again? You've made that joke already- * leans in menacingly *

Roman: And it was funnier this time.

Remus: * laughs *

Remus: Hey bro, I got you a pizza. * sits pizza box on the counter *

Roman: Oh, thanks- * opens it up to see watermelon sliced up in the shape of pizza * Yo, wha-

* Remus is about to strip again in the middle of the living room *

Remus:  * singing * It's getting hot in here.

Deceit: So hot~

Remus: So take-

Roman: * interrupts * Take on me!

Virgil & Patton: Take on me!

Roman: Take me on- * raises sword to prepare for COMBAT *

Roman: I am mentally in pain all the time.

Roman: I also don't wanna talk about it.

Roman: So FUUUU-

You are a genius. I just need you to know that.

Hold on, so if in Virgil’s room everyone gains eyeshadow, and in Deceit’s room, everyone theoretically gains scales, does that mean in Remus’ room everyone gains a moustache?????

How the Sides React to Patton Blowing Them a Kiss:

Logan: * catches it on pure reflex but then stares at it confusedly *

Virgil: * catches it and puts it on his cheek * Thanks Pat, I needed that.

Roman: * catches it, puts it on his hand, then blows one back * Same to you, fair Patton!

Deceit: * catches it then drops it to the floor * Yes, thank you.

Remus: * catches it and eats it * Thankies and samesies! * rips off his lips and throws them at him *