Sanders Sides As Homestuck Quotes

Sanders Sides as Homestuck Quotes

Logan: It’s really weird. This human emotion you call friendship.

Virgil: Friendship isn’t an emotion fucknuts.

Logan: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. 

Logan: It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Virgil: That’s an ugly rumor. Whoever told you that is a filthy liar.

Virgil: And you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.

Roman: I can’t control myself. I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.

Patton: N...no!

Deceit: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint-

Deceit: Y...yes???

Roman: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution in at least some way.

Virgil: Patton? What the fuck.

Patton: Can’t talk chasing dogs.

Logan: Honestly, Thomas. The conversation we are having right now bears a striking resemblance to absolute nonsense.

Roman: This is some very powerful Juju. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Remus: Sounds like a dare to me.

Roman: Oh my god.

Roman: Moral of the story is blue kid is a dumb nerd but is right when he says stuff.

Thomas: What happened to Deceit? Why is he passed out on the floor?

Virgil: Because I punched him in the face.

Thomas: What?

Virgil: You heard me.

Ooof yes I love analyzations like this.

Have I ever mentioned how the styling of the two creativity’s collars are indicative to how they handle things about themselves?

Like Remus for example:

His collar is popped open, he has nothing to hide, and he doesn’t even bother to lie about himself or to Thomas about the things that he feels. He’s honest, keeping nothing close to the chest.

While Roman on the other hand:

Keeps everything hidden. His insecurities, right down to the fact that he even has a brother in the first place....

....

Naaaaah, I’m sure it’s not important.

* quickly looks it up * Oh my god YESSS.

How the Sides React to Patton Blowing Them a Kiss:

Logan: * catches it on pure reflex but then stares at it confusedly *

Virgil: * catches it and puts it on his cheek * Thanks Pat, I needed that.

Roman: * catches it, puts it on his hand, then blows one back * Same to you, fair Patton!

Deceit: * catches it then drops it to the floor * Yes, thank you.

Remus: * catches it and eats it * Thankies and samesies! * rips off his lips and throws them at him *

Roceit Greek Hero AU

Where Roman is a Greek hero(maybe a Demigod one maybe not) that is sent on a quest to kill the nearest Medusa, who is Deceit. Everyone thinks that Deceit is killing people by turning them into stone using his glare but actually it turns out that he’s just so good at sculpting that he makes all of his creations look hyper realistic. Roman, a known patron of the arts, decides to drop everything and sponsor(and probably also be his muse) instead.

What if Deceit’s room is literally upside down and they have to walk on the ceiling? I know that’d be hard to pull off but...that’d be kinda cool???

Also Roman and Remus should totally share a room yesss.

Okay yea I know we're all hyped about the dark sides and remus and who the next new side will be but i wanna see Romans room! Logans room! Deceits room! Remus room! Will the creativitwins share a room? Would Logans room just look exactly like Thomas's current location because it would be logical or something? Would things be backwards, on the wrong side, would the sides switch places in Deceits room? So many possibilities!

So we all know that Remus is responsible for Roman’s weird “Naked Aunt Patty” comment BUT what if he was also responsible for Patton’s whole “Adultery” thing?