Sanctuary! It's A Siege! My Tiktok Fyp Is Attacking Me!

sanctuary! it's a siege! my tiktok fyp is attacking me! 😭

"who is george washington shipped with" oh honey you've got a storm coming.

i also think that this person, Double_Aught_Buh, is one of us. reveal yourself. you speak with the wisdom of someone on amrev tumblr.

tumblr just informed me that the sappy post was my 100th one and offered me a "top poster" badge with a vaguely disturbing pair of dentures.

i think it's mocking me for posting so much in the course of like a week and two days 😭

the audacity to ask me to display this on my blog. like i want to scare more people away.

woahh is it based off of this?

Work in progress

i know washingdad jokes are more of a fanon, musical thing but really. i genuinely believe in my soul that historical washington was the type of guy to hear his aides chant "we want mcdonalds we want mcdonalds" and silently enter the drive-through just to order one black coffee, no cream no sugar and leave.

washington and hamilton's wartime relationship actually

you know there's something grievously wrong when you see this tweet and your first thought is founding father george washington