Touya: I Want You To Either Hug Me Or Punch Me Very Hard

Touya: I want you to either hug me or punch me very hard

Keigo: ,,,,, c’mere

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have gossipy bitchy littl pirvate group chats or discord servers with like 4 people in them whose stated purpose is posting “new kind of guy” or “this reddit post is so fuckin dumb” or “i got into a fight on twitter today look at this idiot’s reply” so your homies can still see it and laugh and back you up but more importantly, so you are not tempted to post these kind of things on main

All of the headcanons for Spy x Family revolve around Loid finding out Yor is an assassin. But what if she is the one who finds out he is a spy first and he is none the wiser.

Now the poor woman is running around the city assassinating the rival spies bothering her husband. Very stressful, very tiring. Why does he get himself into so many situations?

(Anya knows and keeps tipping her off when he’s in danger.)

Touya: You’re telling me that you waited a whole minute for two people to get to the elevator, and they ended up not even needing the elevator

Keigo: Yeah…..

Touya: You’re an idiot

Keigo: Hey- I mean, they could’ve just been slow. Or assholes

Touya: Yeah well, you should’ve been a fast asshole

I think we as a fandom haven't talked enough about the Tomura-Shouto parallels.

Violent, abusive father who physically abuses them and ignores their will / agency

Said violent father saddled with dead parent issues

Well meaning mother who tries but fails to protect them (and who makes a deal with the devil for the hope of a family filled with joy)

The theme of heroes who hurt their families to save strangers

Having been groomed as heir to toxic legacy of someone trying to destroy All Might

Still wants to be a hero

Inspired by All Might

Dreams, memories buried due to trauma

Outfit built to project that trauma

Seeking out their hero to talk trauma-dump

The Chapter after Tomura's Origin chapter is called "Liberation", when in hindsight we know he wasn't liberated. Just like the chapter after Shouto's Origin chapter is called Emancipation. And we know that was misleading, as Shouto had still a long road ahead of him to process his past with his father.

You get the gist.

Before Eri was a Shigaraki parallel, Shouto was the original Tomura parallel. The first test for Izuku to save someone from themselves, from the trauma that buried them. To help bring the hero inside to the surface and like Shouto became one of Izuku's strongest allies, I think saving Tomura will be the key to destroying the original AFO quirk.

Hawks: Hey, have you realised that a dick joke is like the mature version of a fart joke. It’s crass but you almost always get at least one snort

Dabi: Where did you even get that from

Hawks: your mum