All Of The Headcanons For Spy X Family Revolve Around Loid Finding Out Yor Is An Assassin. But What If

All of the headcanons for Spy x Family revolve around Loid finding out Yor is an assassin. But what if she is the one who finds out he is a spy first and he is none the wiser.

Now the poor woman is running around the city assassinating the rival spies bothering her husband. Very stressful, very tiring. Why does he get himself into so many situations?

(Anya knows and keeps tipping her off when he’s in danger.)

Touya: I want you to either hug me or punch me very hard

Keigo: ,,,,, c’mere

also on that note weird teenagers empassioned about niche interests are the backbone of this website. stop being mean to them

Honestly I'd give anything for a mundane spin off about aizawa where we exclusively watch him do boring shit like his taxes

Keigo: Emergency scenario breakdown, 3 snipers on the roof, five armed Villains with unknown quirks, at least 20 hostages, what do you do?

Literal 6 year old: Call daddy

Keigo: *opens mouth*

Keigo: *closes mouth*

Keigo: That’s right buddy, you call daddy

Keigo as a dad, gives me the impression that 90% of the time, he'd be a sweet, loving, doting father to his kid(s)... and then 10% of the time he'd do shit that, while well-meaning, is just incredibly inappropriate/ unhinged for the kid's age.

Like trying to teach his kid how to sword fight at like 4 years old. Sure, the sword is wood, but its still heavy and as big as the kid is, and yes, the kid is technically wearing padding, but they're too small to fit it right. When his spouse asks him wtf he's doing he just shrugs and says that the commission said combat skills should be taught as young as possible, and the kid said they wanted to learn. Besides, it's not like he was gonna spar with the kid or anything.

Touya: *is trying to open a door*

Touya: *gets increasingly frustrated*

Touya: *starts shaking the door aggressively*

Keigo: *wheezes*

Touya: F YOU WHAT IS THIS ENHANCED SECURITY

Keigo: it’s- it’s a sliding door