Keigo X Touya - Tumblr Posts
Hawks: it has come to my terrible conclusion that I may have,,, Feelings for you
Hawks: please get rid of them, thanks
Dabi: idk, sounds like a skill issue
* 11pm bedroom convos *
Touya: Hey birdie, any New Year Resolutions
Keigo: Didn’t take you for a Resolutions guy
Touya: Yeah well, I’m full of surprises
Keigo: Hmmmm what are yours?
Touya: Stay alive, probably
Keigo:
Keigo: Well now I feel stupid ‘cause I was gonna say try all the KFC flavours
Keigo: You spared me, now I’m your problem
Touya: What? Aren’t you supposed to be grateful or something instead?
Keigo: Nope
Keigo: The omniscient author tried to end me and now you’re about to find out why
*in the middle of conversation*
Keigo: Wait, please stop talking
Touya: excUSe me??
Keigo: Just- just shut up for a minute
Touya: *scoffs*
Keigo: No- I just- please, shut the fuck up for like, 30 seconds
Touya: What are you- Oh
Touya *mouths*: Bad day?
*3 am rooftop convos part ???*
Hawks: you ever think about how deeply you breathe?
Dabi: well now I’m thinking about it
Dabi: fuck how do I stop
Hawks: >:D
Dabi: Why do you insist on flying everywhere even though you’re exhausted
Hawks: Because I’m a cheapskate and transport is expensive ;D
Hawks: Also I have a fear of being inside moving vehicles, but that’s irrelevant
Later…
Hawks: Want a once-in-a-lifetime lift on the Hawks Express?
Dabi: No.
Hawks: What whyyyyyy
Dabi: Because I don’t want to
Hawks: But Dabiiiiiii
Hawks: Dabs
Hawks: Hot stuff
Hawks: Hot topic
Hawks: Mr. Emo-
Dabi: FINE JUST SHUT UP OMG I have motion sickness alright?
Hawks: Awwww you didn’t have to be embarrassed about that, you could’ve just told me
Hawks: That does mean we’re gonna have to walk the 5 miles though
Dabi: Why do you insist on flying everywhere even though you’re exhausted
Hawks: Because I’m a cheapskate and transport is expensive ;D
Hawks: Also I have a fear of being inside moving vehicles, but that’s irrelevant
Hawks: Y’know, you should consider handing out candy, maybe then you’ll get more recruits
Dabi: Right, because candy is the way to enticing A rank criminals
Hawks: Well, I just mean, being eye candy worked well enough for you in the past, but it ain’t gonna be enough in the long run
Dabi: Yeah sure, and giving out candy is the- Wait what
Hawks: What
Random league member who overheard the convo: What
Hawks: Hey, have you realised that a dick joke is like the mature version of a fart joke. It’s crass but you almost always get at least one snort
Dabi: Where did you even get that from
Hawks: your mum
Dabi: You know, you kinda remind me of my brother
Hawks: Why? ‘Cause you think of me as family?
Dabi: No, because you’re a pain in the ass
Hawks: Only ‘cause you seemed to like it so much
Dabi: Har har
Hawks: But on that note, you kinda remind me of my father
Dabi: ,,,,,,
Hawks: You didn’t ask, but it’s because you’re both criminals who wish I didn’t exist with a passion and do everything in your power to ignore me
Dabi: What.
Dabi: WhAT??????
Keigo: Sometimes, you have to live for yourself, and that’s ok
Touya: Sometimes, you have to love yourself, and that’s ok too
Slow mornings are amazing
Touya: Despite everything I've done, I still want to be a hero.
President Hawks: okay, let's get you a suit. I don't mind if you design your suit. You slayed in your villain costume. Pun intended.
Everyone else: ...So this is who we work for now.