I Literally Cant Stop Thinking About An IT And Les Mis Crossover. Like The Amis Hear About How Intolerant

I literally can’t stop thinking about an IT and Les Mis crossover. Like the Amis hear about how intolerant Derry is so they show up and try to change things by teaming up with the local outcasts. It starts out serious enough with Mike teaching them about Derry’s past and Ben shows them places to hold a protest, but soon they’re at the quarry and chaos happens. Grantaire and Richie team up to annoy their boyfriends while Stan and Combeferre look on in fond annoyance. Eddy and Enjolras spend a lot of time wondering aloud why they ended up dating these two idiots but when they think no one can hear them they pretty much fangirl over them. Jehan and Ben write poems together whenever Jehan wasn’t too busy cooing over how Richie was a mini Grantaire, while Bev and Eponine smoke and bond over the idiot boys they’ve ended up being friends with. Richie joins them for a bit, and both pretend to be annoyed by him, but Bev’s barely suppressed smiles and Eponine’s abnoxiously ruffling his hair made it known they didn’t mind it. Richie’s jokes had only gotten more annoying throughout the day with Courfeyrac’s encouragement. They all are scolded by Eddie and Joly, whom the others tried to keep away from each other out of fear they would feed off each others’ fears, but instead they end up talking about how difficult it is to be constantly afraid and how they’ve been trying to cope. Bev and Eponine talk about their dads, and Grantaire and Richie also end up having some serious conversations about their childhoods and dealing with homophobia, and Grantaire teaches him some self defense for when Bowers attacks while Enj and Eddie try not to stare. Combeferre and Stan talk about moths and birds and Jehan goes bird watching with them before leaving to make flower crowns with Bev. Gavroche completely corrupts Georgie and the two cause mischief for hours, Courfeyrac giggling right along with them. Mike shows Bahorel and Bossuet around the farm, but Bossuet leaves shortly after being attacked by three chickens. Mike barely controls his laughter enough to help. Bahorel ends up walking around with ten kittens in his arms for the rest of the day. One of the cats ends up in Enjolras’ sweatshirt hood and the only clue to how it got there was a snickering Grantaire, Courfeyrac, and Mike. Bill and Feiully just sit quietly and watch with amusement as the chaos unfolds, and sometimes Enjolras joins them. At one point Feiully leaves to go talk more history with Mike. No one’s really sure why, but Feiully becomes Bev’s favorite, after Eponine, and Richie’s too, after Grantaire. Eponine sat by Bill as well, and he looked absolutely terrified but calmed down as they started talking. 

You know that one character? He’s from that one fandom based off of a book that is huge and most people don’t read. He’s a dark haired, depressed guy who’s in love with a small, angry boy and is part of a group of students who are trying to save their home city and annoys the boy he loves just to get attention, especially by calling him nicknames he hates and is super smart and brave even though no one expects him to be. He is the character whom people often make a musician or artist with a sad backstory in their fics and was willing to die just to the love of his life wouldn’t die alone facing the enemy and never got the chance to express his feelings. His name starts with an R and the boy he loves’ name starts with an E. You know him? Surely there’s only one character that fits that description…

Thoughts on Connor being Richie’s token? I hate that they gave so much importance to a character that never even existed in the book

So pretty much everything I think about the Ritual of Chud and Richie’s token being Eddie comes from this video, which actually made me cry despite the cheesy graphics. The ritual is about overcoming the pain of the past, which they interpret as destroying a symbol of the pain but don’t actually overcome it until Pennywise forces them to (Bill forgives himself, Bev confronts her father, Ben confesses his love for Bev, etc.). Burning the arcade token didn’t do anything to heal Richie, and the arcade token and Connor represent being bullied specifically, but doesn’t encompass all the repression, internalized homophobia, and fear Richie lives with. I just see Connor as a plot device for Richie’s trauma and nothing more. I think Eddie is Richie’s token because Richie’s discovery of the feelings he fears are centered around Eddie, and it takes Eddie getting stabbed for Richie’s “straight guy who only jokes about girls” persona to start crumbling and he starts showing how he feels without shame as he stays by his side even when the others have left. It’s the persona he’s been hiding behind for nearly 30 years and the persona that completely dissolves when Eddie dies and Richie exposes to the Losers and himself how much he truly loved Eddie as he completely breaks down. When Eddie gets stabbed, Richie realizes he cares about Eddie more than his fear, therefore his pain of the past had been overcome, Eddie being the token of that pain. Further proof Eddie is Richie’s token provided by the video linked above is that Richie insults Pennywise before getting stuck in the deadlights and it does nothing, and then Eddie dies and all of a sudden it works because all the tokens had been properly destroyed. We see in the last adult Richie scene at the kissing bridge that what happened had made him more comfortable with his feelings toward Eddie and his sexuality because with Eddie dying, he was forced to let go of the pain of his past. Sorry, you probably didn’t want a whole essay. 

I love how Syd obviously warms up to Stanley. Like, in the first awkwardly rolling down the window scene she looks at him like “who is this weirdo” and then in the newest one where her brother asks what he’s doing, she looks at Stanley like “that’s my weirdo”.

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

Professor X, to himself: “Ah, good, all the children are quietly reading there textbooks. Finally some peace.”

Me: *starts reading in different voices in my head*

Professor X: “Is... is that Bill Hader? I think I’d remember him coming here... No now it’s Dumbledore. Really? There are so many better characters... That’s the fourth time she’s read that same sentence... I do not sound like that stop mocking me... The teachings of Aristotle have nothing to do with potatoes, what the hell?... Phil Lester’s Papyrus voice? That’s incredibly specific... No, stop that, I don’t want to know what you read on the internet... Dooneese from SNL? That videos like ten years old... Aaaaand now she’s just internally screaming. I hate teenagers.”

thinking about what a nightmare eddie and richie getting queer eyed would be 

do you remember that episode with the gay guy who wore only polos who wanted to come out to his stepmom and was shockingly ripped under said polos? eddie kaspbrak