Based On The Last Five Minutes Of My Train Of Thought - Tumblr Posts

Professor X, to himself: “Ah, good, all the children are quietly reading there textbooks. Finally some peace.”

Me: *starts reading in different voices in my head*

Professor X: “Is... is that Bill Hader? I think I’d remember him coming here... No now it’s Dumbledore. Really? There are so many better characters... That’s the fourth time she’s read that same sentence... I do not sound like that stop mocking me... The teachings of Aristotle have nothing to do with potatoes, what the hell?... Phil Lester’s Papyrus voice? That’s incredibly specific... No, stop that, I don’t want to know what you read on the internet... Dooneese from SNL? That videos like ten years old... Aaaaand now she’s just internally screaming. I hate teenagers.”