she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!
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My Goal In Life Is To Be That Girl With The Really Cool Earrings So I Beg Of You, Please Give Me Your
my goal in life is to be That Girl With The Really Cool Earrings so I beg of you, please give me your opinion on them…. but oh no! you don’t know who I am! now you have no choice but to compliment everyone you meet with nice earrings muahahahaaa >:D
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