I Feel Bad For Antarctica. Like When People Mention Something That's All Over The World They'll Be Like

I feel bad for antarctica. like when people mention something that's all over the world they'll be like "on six out of seven continents" and antarctica's just huddling in the corner with some penguins. petition to give antarctica sports teams and make it a country

you know a place is classy when it’s in lowercase

feel free to try out one or three in your own sentence (another is: dirty little shi tzu) and make up your own

insults i came up with at 3am

carpet lint

dry salamander

empty piñata

dirty shoelace

a dense fkn pumpkin

glass toilet

melted crayon

mcdonald’s ice cream machine

the spaghetti stain on the world’s white shirt

middle schooler

in books and stuff people always like "I know this place like the back of my hand!!" but does anyone really memorize the backs of their hands? like. if you asked me where the freckles were on my hands I would have ✨not a clue✨. and, really, if you asked me where the secret vault was in the back of my hand I would look away because I have no idea what you're talking abou

well apparently you can laugh in your sleep because it was said that I snorted during the night like a demon child laughing at its victim’s eternal demise. honestly I cannot believe that you could just walk into a room and suddenly hear some deranged laughter and think you’re about to die for the final time but oh wait it’s just that person you live with chuckling at your weakness in their sleep

I wanna be that grown-up that calls everyone "babes." like. friend? babes. niece? babes. little boy at her niece's preschool? babes. her client on trial for murder? babes. heck she'll call the devil babes when she dies and become his secretary or smn.