Well Apparently You Can Laugh In Your Sleep Because It Was Said That I Snorted During The Night Like

well apparently you can laugh in your sleep because it was said that I snorted during the night like a demon child laughing at its victim’s eternal demise. honestly I cannot believe that you could just walk into a room and suddenly hear some deranged laughter and think you’re about to die for the final time but oh wait it’s just that person you live with chuckling at your weakness in their sleep

happy No More Tea Day

so weird to think that there's all this stuff inside me. like? intestines?? stomach acid?? a shaky lil skeleton??? you're telling me that there's a bunch of rocks inside of me clickety clackin around all the time? no. i'm not buying that. i am simply a sentient rubber ducky that makes vaguely comprehensible noises every now and then.

does blackheart use his goatee to hide the fact that he very much lacks a chin or

americans be like

sectionalism