she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!
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Happy No More Tea Day
happy No More Tea Day
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I wanna be that grown-up that calls everyone "babes." like. friend? babes. niece? babes. little boy at her niece's preschool? babes. her client on trial for murder? babes. heck she'll call the devil babes when she dies and become his secretary or smn.
I thank any glowy cave worm for their contribution when they happen upon this post in the dankest cracks of tumblr’s caves
realizing there's no way of distinguishing whether someone is giving their opinion or being a salty little sprite
life:
10 yrs old: wow its so weird that my age is double digits
13 yrs old: wow its so weird im a teenager
18 yrs old: wow its so weird im an adult
20 yrs old: wow its so weird im 20
30 yrs old: wow its so weird im 30
40: wow its so weird im 40
50: wow its so weird im 50
60: wow its so weird im 60
70: wow its so weird im 70
80: wow its so weird im dead
afterlife: wow its so weird I've ascended to the highest plane and traversed the realm of demons on the intense mission to destroy satan and take my place as the rightful ruler of hell and all that is evil already like whaaat