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I'm in love with this LMFAO

I'm convinced this is how he actually acts lmao

How To Please A Woman

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“Denethor - not a real king, not the real king of Gondor…I call him Little Tomato.”

HAPPY LET PAPYRUS SAY FUCK DAY!!!

Oh, and happy Father's Day, I guess.

Guys guess what day happened to land on let papyrus say the f-word day. That’s right. Father’s Day. What a coincidence.

Anyways. I bleeped out the word because I’m the innocent one who doesn’t wanna curse lol. My dad congratulated me last year for cursing online for the first time, and I will forever remember that. And also forever never want to do it again (even tho I’ll still have to in the tags lol).

(P.S. I did make my dad a drawing, but I may or may not actually post it haha)

Anyways I thought this was a very silly conundrum. So yeah! That’s basically it. I don’t got nothin’ else to say. Happy Father’s Day! And also happy let-papyrus-say-the-f-word-day!

Bonus:

Heheh

Spider-Man 2 but instead of getting hit with suncharged shrapnel Alfred Molina gets hit with some cosmic blue jizz

what being on your period feels like

God DAMN.

I'm down bad for people I should not be down bad for-

This fanart of human Alastor from one of the official illustrators who works on Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is fueling my American Horror Story: Hotel AU with H.H. Holmes-esque serial killer Alastor...

Anybody ever get freaked out when you're alone (most likely at night) and you open a game or app and it says like failed to comment or that servers are down while the title music just plays and you know that it should be over now because you're supposed to be in the game by now but oh my God you're still at the title screen staring at a message? Anyone???

YOUR PROFILE AJDBWNHDNEH💕

Yes

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

Can confirm it tastes pretty good but also a bit hard once it has a bit of time to cool down. 8/10

If you could describe the ending of TADC as a food what would it be?

I personally think TADC would taste like skittles,

one microwaved peep

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

I love this shit

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Yes. Yes I did.

Love it when my vagina decides it wants to be the main character of my life with the most traumatic backstory so it can be in constant pain and agony every month.

Yes.

go watch Barbie

ME-

I see a lot of comics talking about smut vs fluff reactions but I see no one talk about

Vs

IT HURTS ME

I did the barbie meme with my old Pokémon OCs.

big fan of this meme [6/6/23]