braindeadbuthere

Why you here me hearty? Leave but first revel in my presence the allmight-I'm sorry Jeff I can't do this. Who is gonna believe that this *waves hands dramatically* can be almighty? It sounds like an ad for a shite cereal. What-ho Jeff you can't fire me you bitch, oh I guess you can whatever you english muffin

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Why Tf Can't People Come With A Snooze Button

why tf can't people come with a snooze button

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braindeadbuthere

11 months ago

lolllzzzz my life is one big shitpost and i need more space for tags

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guns and ships and now the balance shifts we rondevu (is that like some blue cheeze) in randyville to considulate their gifts fuck me in yellow fishnets and slit my throat i'm bored i probably shouldn't be allowed access to the internet its corrupting my soul and making me a gay feminist why can't we tag other people like i need to know if linda from tescos is a BAMF or like a Drarry shipper or is in to hard core porn ITS DA MENTAL BREAKDOWN the apotheosis is upon us yeh weak mortal scum I'm so hot rn Like sweaty I'm sweating buckets your highness lol like I could look hawt i lit never go out why can't the outernet just fuck off i wanna get a cat nd name it my lord so i can just say it is of the utmost importance that i feed my lord lest he scratch me eyeballs my pillowes aren't cold and i probably deserve it im a shite human like why can't i be a shoe i need a life you got that right i dont have one im secretly the queen who as we all know is still alive and a walking vat of tea see you in hell

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braindeadbuthere

11 months ago

why does pintrest keep removing my pins like they not even that bad

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ILY PINTREST BUT NO why r u doing this to me like siriusly i cant spell today and you will accept me for it or else the water turns the frogs gay the fanfics turn the humans gay everyone be gay why do the f and k keys have weird bumps nm i just looked it up how stupid could i have been even my keyboard is like fk wtf idk anymore confuse don't abuse remember that time i accidently stole a cat haha sure i told you about it you must have forgotten silly girlboss gaslight gatekeep manspread manslaughter manners men only have two of these things and by golly they shouldnt tbh i love to manspread just get aload of my invisible balls scum worship the bloated prunes i tell you worship thanks for attending the reasons why i should be banned from the internet and get more therapy

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braindeadbuthere

1 year ago

I can't find emojis so insert crying cat emoji bitches

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braindeadbuthere

11 months ago

I don't know what I was on while writing this but suck it cause this is the single most bat-shited thing that i have ever written and shared with the public. Be honoured scum.

What did my arms do before they held you?

Sylvia Plath

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i'm probably on something now too im acc not but i need an excuse for me i cant be bothere to change my pfp because that means the purple pea goes bye bye thanks hermione suck my balls peasant now i have to go contemplate wether duck is god or duck is lord either way fuck me in a jacuzzi while five feet apart cuz no homo someday my tags will be used to get me sent to an insane asylum pout all you want i won't suck your toes neville do my tags get added to the algorithum? If so then yippe kye yay motherfuckers

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braindeadbuthere

11 months ago

FR like i'll just be over here speaking the ancient languages while tryin to pronounce smth from one of those novels

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i swear that i adopted a demon by tryin to read rebecca aloud that demon is called Xandiaphobia cause i'm scared of the wattpad xanders dont ask me about why i know of these people my childhood drove me to a03 that and the gay mainly the gay im probably gay or im disowning any part of me that wants to fuck ryan renoylds or asexual why should i know im gonna go boil water so i can offer to give a glass of water to my sister then be like ha bitch it's hot unlike u probs shouldnt say that cause we twins but i pull it off better suck on that shucks to be related to the such awesomness that is me i would say peace but i dont mean it so stay gay tumblr stay gay

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