braindeadbuthere - :(
braindeadbuthere
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Why you here me hearty? Leave but first revel in my presence the allmight-I'm sorry Jeff I can't do this. Who is gonna believe that this *waves hands dramatically* can be almighty? It sounds like an ad for a shite cereal. What-ho Jeff you can't fire me you bitch, oh I guess you can whatever you english muffin

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I Don't Know What I Was On While Writing This But Suck It Cause This Is The Single Most Bat-shited Thing

I don't know what I was on while writing this but suck it cause this is the single most bat-shited thing that i have ever written and shared with the public. Be honoured scum.

What did my arms do before they held you?

Sylvia Plath

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i'm probably on something now too im acc not but i need an excuse for me i cant be bothere to change my pfp because that means the purple pea goes bye bye thanks hermione suck my balls peasant now i have to go contemplate wether duck is god or duck is lord either way fuck me in a jacuzzi while five feet apart cuz no homo someday my tags will be used to get me sent to an insane asylum pout all you want i won't suck your toes neville do my tags get added to the algorithum? If so then yippe kye yay motherfuckers
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I just put eight yorkshire puddings in my gob

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lolllzzzz my life is one big shitpost and i need more space for tags

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why tf can't people come with a snooze button

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