I Probably Shouldn't Be Allowed Access To The Internet - Tumblr Posts

guns and ships and now the balance shifts we rondevu (is that like some blue cheeze) in randyville to considulate their gifts fuck me in yellow fishnets and slit my throat i'm bored i probably shouldn't be allowed access to the internet its corrupting my soul and making me a gay feminist why can't we tag other people like i need to know if linda from tescos is a BAMF or like a Drarry shipper or is in to hard core porn ITS DA MENTAL BREAKDOWN the apotheosis is upon us yeh weak mortal scum I'm so hot rn Like sweaty I'm sweating buckets your highness lol like I could look hawt i lit never go out why can't the outernet just fuck off i wanna get a cat nd name it my lord so i can just say it is of the utmost importance that i feed my lord lest he scratch me eyeballs my pillowes aren't cold and i probably deserve it im a shite human like why can't i be a shoe i need a life you got that right i dont have one im secretly the queen who as we all know is still alive and a walking vat of tea see you in hell