Men Only Have Two Of These Things And By Golly They Shouldnt - Tumblr Posts

ILY PINTREST BUT NO why r u doing this to me like siriusly i cant spell today and you will accept me for it or else the water turns the frogs gay the fanfics turn the humans gay everyone be gay why do the f and k keys have weird bumps nm i just looked it up how stupid could i have been even my keyboard is like fk wtf idk anymore confuse don't abuse remember that time i accidently stole a cat haha sure i told you about it you must have forgotten silly girlboss gaslight gatekeep manspread manslaughter manners men only have two of these things and by golly they shouldnt tbh i love to manspread just get aload of my invisible balls scum worship the bloated prunes i tell you worship thanks for attending the reasons why i should be banned from the internet and get more therapy