Blahaj-enjoyer-1 - Welcome To My Hell

(Chapter 23) The New Faith of the Lands [ACT 2] is out

Incorrect New Faith Quotes

The Lamb: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Huey: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Harri: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Athena: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Blossom: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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The Lamb: *pitches an idea*

Blossom, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Huey, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

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Huey: Baba... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

The Lamb: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Huey:

Huey: I wrote sanitize, Baba.

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Huey: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

The Lamb: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Huey: *Takes away The Lamb’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Athena: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

The Lamb:

The Lamb: I like you.

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Harri: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Huey: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Harri: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.

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Athena: I will be using so much pink you’ll be seeing green by the end from sensory deprivation.

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(Perhaps more to come lol)

I am both working on the next chapter of Act 2

And a Kallamar Smut fic

Anything I do with Harri doesn’t feel right yet

Gurl needs to be married in the canon before I can allow her to fuck again

quick lil silly sozo i made when taking a break on a different thingg

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.