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Can we talk about Alex because she is so funny to me

The whole world was a gift to her

She’s the only girl in the entire steve saga universe meaning that the steves have NO context for what a girl is supposed to be

HER EX BOYFRIEND IS QUITE LITERALLY THE CREATOR OF THE WHOLE WORLD?? AND EVERYONE IS SO CASUAL ABOUT IT

She herself has basically unlimited powers compared to everyone around her and she barely ever uses it

She’s one of the only few people who can handle dealing with Sabre AND Galaxy (which even RAINBOW couldn’t do)

She can see the fucking future???

She literally went into hiding because her ex was being a bitch and she didn’t want to deal with it

AGAIN WITH THE FACT THAT ORIGIN IS HER EX? She should be allowed to go “yeah lol origin steve was my ex, I had to break up with him bc he was getting a little insane in the membrane” and completely dumbfound everyone around her

She quite literally just goes along with what Sabre says, like does not question him much and goes “yeah okay I guess”

Conclusion? Alex is the best character and an amazing female character I fucking love her so much

Sabre, reading something: “don’t matter what you think, a different gender best friend is a red flag”- I’m sorry Alex, I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

Sabre: and tell your boyfriend I hate him too y’know. Like, I-I can’t-

Alex: oh… *calls Galaxy* uh, hey. Sabre said he doesn’t wanna see you anymore-

Galaxy: …NOOOAUGUGHGUGGGGUHHH