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Sabre in the beginning of TSS: this is terrible, blue steve is so mean, he’s the strongest Steve
Sabre later: yeah so I punched a steve god in the face, laughed about it and got 100k views on YouTube
Remember y’all, the official birth of the steve saga was October 15th, 2017!! That’s when the original “finding Red Steve in Minecraft!” Video was made. It’s been deleted now, but that’s when it came out, and when fms steve content was born :)
which uh.. also means the steve saga is turning 7 this year.
Assistant Steve pretty much
"emotionless robot feels for the first time" trope but instead of it being because of love or compassion its hatred.
“NO! HES JUST A RANDOM CHICKEN THAT CAN TALK AND HAS A FUNNY ACCENT-“
—Rainbow Steve, when Dark Steve says that Rainbow’s chicken friend is purple steve.
The British hate is real
Been thinking about him a lot lately and honestly prof red is actually the definition of autistic in SSO
he’s the only smart red Steve for some reason? I feel like the whole “red steves are idiots” plot was stupid but it happened anyway and makes prof kinda odd. He’s like literally the odd one out. So ostracized I bet. I feel ya there buddy.
Also his VIBE is just immaculate. Lives in a house in the woods where nobody can find him so he can be alone forever. Hyperfixates on mushrooms. Makes potions. Studies an interdimensional crystal. Probably tone deaf. Has friends apparently??? How did those get there?????????. He’s me guys he’s me‼️‼️
Thanks to something I like to call the Neon Genesis Evangelion effect, whenever the world is ending in a fictitious story I HAVE to soyjak point at the screen and scream “THIRD IMPACT REFERENCE?” This has made twisted rainbow especially hard for me.
Kinda wanna go home tbh
If yall wanna join me hmu /j
I’m rewatching the one episode of steve labs and honestly. Why wasn’t this continued. Sabre and Assistant Steve in Steve Labs are literally best friend goals I swear
Do we fw time and elemental being Steven universe kinnies
I love when a super important godlike character who’s left a lot of impact on the world dies and becomes a new being(s) and the new being(s) have to make up for their parent’s mistakes and live in their shadow
Colle before the demon war: if anything happens to us, we’re all going to meet again in The World Beyond.
Sharp, chilling completely alone in The World Beyond because Beef probably went to child friendly hell, Professor Red straight up never dies, the Elite Leader was stuck in the catacombs, and Colle went to Alex forever:
“And i dont mean to make your heart blue
But could we be what we’re meant to be?
I’m just about to beg you please”
RQ!elemental coded Mitski lyrics
He doesn’t want to hurt time but he’s a bit too far gone to stop. “Could we be what we’re meant to be” …Galaxy is NOT what you guys are meant to be dude. please stop being a bitch
Time: “he’s my special princess”, I say as I hold up the most basic white man to ever grace this earth (Sabre)
RQ!Rainbow: dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative
Elemental: friendly reminder. I am not suffering. Do not ask if I am fine. I am.
RQ!Time: crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts
Dark: why does Jesus get so much credit? I also came back from the dead.
Sabre: do you like men?
TSS!Time: man is a hopeless species. I don’t like much of anyone
Sabre:
TSS!Time: oh if you meant sexually than yes
TSS!Elemental, Asuka-level glaring: yknow, your father stabbed me for being a homosexual
Memory: homocide. You attempted to kill him
TSS!Time headcanons
He is. Very scarred. I assume he and elemental would fight a lot before they officially stopped working together, different world views and all that, and elemental’s a very violent person. I doubt Time would throw hands in return tho
Because of these scars, he probably wears his mask a lot. He’s not entirely self conscious of them, but generally prefers to hide his face. It makes him look more passive, anyway.
Because of wearing the mask so often, he’s sensitive to light. The sun makes him CRAZY you don’t UNDERSTAND. He also wears heavy clothing a lot, so skin to skin contact is a lot for baby. Sabre grabs his arm and he freaks.
Overall I see him as kind of a gruff guy. He’s friendly with sabre and rainbow but still remains quiet and kind of aloof. He usually comes off as emotionless and indifferent because of this.
He uh. Hates Elemental. Straight up. There’s no “ughhhh but he’s my brother,, I love him even if he’s a maniac,,” in TSS. He didn’t give a crap when elemental blew up. His biggest reaction was “huh that sucks” HE didn’t CARE I SWEAR. He probably didn’t like Elemental much at all (valid) and though might’ve enjoyed having a friend or a brother before, Time is kinda self-righteous and doesn’t think much of second chances. That guy traumatized and hurt him, he’s not going to feel bad. But, of course, bros hurting inside and his attitude about it just makes coping harder
Doesn’t care much for Galaxy either???? Like elemental was the one who was so passionate about their creator. But Time? “Uuuuhhhh ok. That guy. Yep. My dad. That guy. That guy my dad. He… fishes. And likes sandwiches. Super . Great.”
He’s got lung scarring thanks to having an anger issues brother with control over the elements. Try inhaling fire. Not good. Makes your lungs crispy. Breathing is an artful thing
Sabre is the ONLY one he is honest with. Like. At all. He hated Elemental, was FINE with Rainbow, doesn’t know what to think of Galaxy, but him and Sabre are bros.
Also uhhh Time likes men 🫶🫶
I know people joke about rainbow being a kid because of how he acts but now I’m imagining a steve saga au where rainbow is legitimately a child. Like. He awoke unfinished in the SSO days as an 8 year old or something. Went to sleep. Met Sabre. Got super scared because creepy scientist???? Stranger danger???? Don’t trust adults you meet when you wake up from a 7 generation coma???? Sooo they fight. Then Sabre basically adopts him. Sabre and Lucas co-parent. They adopt Light too.
A family can be a chicken man a horse man and two nine year olds
All you need to write RQ Elemental accurately is to watch a dozen Tiffany grant asuka Langley soryu videos and then you’re set.
He’s a whiny bitch I know he is he’s an asuka Langley soryu level whiny bitch
Assistant Steve with emotions would be so funny because the main emotion bro would feel would be concern
Prof: so r u and lain friends on the interwebz
Assistant: what?? Have you taken your pills today??? Who is Lain??
Prof: everyone everywhere is connected lolz
Assistant: what???
Prof: let’s all love lain lmfao
Breaks my heart to say it y’all but I hate Steve saga time Steve 💔💔
Little me watching tss on my iPod was PISSED that time didn’t bring back the rainbow town. Like, his brother was capable of destroying the universe and bro couldn’t turn back time a month? A month? Was that really too hard? The rainbow town was awesome in concept it was literally built to protect and house steves and time just did nothing. Bro
i wanted the rainbow town back and THIS MOTHERFUCKER decides that instead of using his powers he’s just gonna disappear forever . Prick. We couldve brought back sooo many people we couldve went back in time and stopped elemental from being a bitch. Can you imagine how much easier the fight against void would be if both time and elemental fought y’all. And instead Time just vanished. Selfish prick I hate him. Also it’s HIS FAULT that elemental turned to Void. BRO
RQ!time is where it’s at I don’t want that Steve saga meanie
STOP I LOVE GREENDAD
green steve ( sage )
after nightmare burned down his house kidnapped him literally ruined his and his son's ( rainbow ) life
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The funniest SSO episode is the one where time is messed up. Rainbow gets attacked by future nightmare and elemental has to show up as the shadowy figure and kick his ass.
It’s so silly like this random shadowy British guy pops out of nowhere and drags nightmare away like a misbehaving wet cat it’s hilarious
poor rainbow must’ve been so confused (he never mentioned it again)
headcanon that rainbow loves parkour an unhealthy amount. Like Sabre and Lucas don’t understand it at all and he’s just like making parkour for himself in the backyard. The SSO stuff is muscle memory so he’s really good at it and no one knows why. buuuut he’s terrible at pvp he got bodied by a zombie I KNOW that he’s bad