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For those who care, I had a very productive day today and I am feeling really good about myself. It was a good day
The fake therapy sessions people have in their heads are just mental vibe checks
Gentle Vibe Check
Sometimes you get catfished by your own brain to read a 50K word fan fiction when you should be working, and that's okay, buddy. You'll get through this. We'll get through this.
Someone please tell me why crush is into detective shows, but still can't detect my very obv crush on them.
"We're all like Atlas-- holding up a piece of our very own sky."
- excerpt from a book I'll never write
“I’m starting to understand how complex love can be. Seems like there’s no single way to define it.”
ae, i’ve noticed that some people can say they love you and want you around, but their actions say otherwise.
Am I a bad person, because I have to pay taxes to my church and I want to make it an even 6.66 $?
Visiting my parents...
*showing my mum a picture of a guy I like* Mum: he looks like a teacher on a ship I once had a crush on! Dad: the gay one? Mum: nah, that was another one...it sure took me a while to realise why he'd never responded to my flirting though.
There is more…
*Mum is already planning some future events including the guy I dated ONCE* Me: That’s why I don’t tell you this stuff. You immediately start planning like my wedding. Dad: you should be relieved she’s not planning your divorce already.
Visiting my parents...
*showing my mum a picture of a guy I like* Mum: he looks like a teacher on a ship I once had a crush on! Dad: the gay one? Mum: nah, that was another one…it sure took me a while to realise why he’d never responded to my flirting though.
Roommate: Actually...I've only ever read the first 3 Harry Potter books.
*Le me stares wide eyed*
Me: Okay then let's watch the movies right now! It's unacceptable to have such little knowledge about Harry Potter
Roommate: Nah. I think the movies kinda ruined it...
Me: ...
Me: Yeah okay, I can see why you think so
*le roommate thinks he has escaped my fierce Harry Potter Obsession and tries to back away slowly and relieved*
Roommate: also I would have to start over with book 1 by now.
Me: oh, no problem! I have all the books right here!
Roomate:
Me:
Roomate:
Me:
Roomate *defeated*: Yeah I did not expect that.
Honestly this gif is perfect. My exact reaction every time.
Damn you.
Alright, play it cool.
They don't know.
How can I help you?
When you’re reading a smutty fic and someone talks to you so you gotta act as normal AF.
PSA
An inconvenient crush™ is inconvenient.
The best thing about Tumblr is, that you can literally post the most unhinged, pathetic, lameass and utterly unjustified dumb shit and pass it on by, “I am gay.”
literally injured + cramps I’m gonna kms it hurts so bad
Me after accidentally clicking a link on Tumblr
Great. I'm doubting myself as a person and a writer, feeling sad because three people I know have died or nearly died in the last two weeks, and now my partner is worrying me.
She doesn't drive, but she wanted to go to the viewing of her friend's daughter who passed last week. Another friend offered to give her a ride there from work, and either bring her home or bring her back to the job where I would pick her up. She left at 4:30 for a viewing that was supposed to be from 4 to 7.
It's 7:30, I'm home, I haven't heard from her since 4 when she said she should have a ride, and she's not answering her phone.
This is gonna just be her losing track of time/having her phone on silent, but it sucks.
Just great.
Update: she's home. Never heard her phone go off. Never thought to update me.
Me when the aspiring politician in my class starts talking about slavery the sequel
"why do you like Ivan so much 🤨?"
☹️☹️☹️ cause he reminds me of someone..
(+ ty to that one eddsworld artist on YouTube for making that one tord animation, they really made me remember literally 2 years of my childhood 🙏)
Nah because tom was literally my role model as a kid 😭 (forgot to do the laces on his jacket forgive me 😰)
HELPP ALSO ITS SUPPOSED TO SAY "gets shipped the most" 😭😭😭
(sorry to all the eddsworld fans but I already forgotten like 70% of the lore since I haven't seen these guys ever since 2015)
Also why do I feel like they'd be a cool duo 🤨