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1 year ago

Voltaire Hair Tutorial

I said this as a joke a little while back but just now I was supposed to do something sensible which meant I had to do it instead of the sensible thing. 😝

Voltaire Hair Tutorial
Voltaire Hair Tutorial
Voltaire Hair Tutorial
Voltaire Hair Tutorial
Voltaire Hair Tutorial
Voltaire Hair Tutorial

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3 years ago

So if all thumbs are fingers, are all fingers thumbs?

why is this so funny

Why Is This So Funny

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5 years ago

Tbh, I'm fucking dying, but the only way for me to get over chrono crusade is to pry it from my cold dead hands.

In other news, please give me content!!!


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4 years ago

We’re studying the Council of Trent in school and @wellhellotheremydude and I were thinking about a council of frat guys all named Trent and they just make decisions for every frat house and then Brian comes along and is like ‘fuck this Trentocracy in make a Council of Not-Trent’ then they just argue between the frat houses


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1 year ago

my mom says i bit another kid once

remembering my elementary school years like when i was in second grade

it was field day and different grades had different stations

my neurodivergent ass ran around without my grade and spotted a class doing the parachute game so i RAN UNDER IT as this class that i didnt even know watched some chubby kid run under their parachute

i also growled at kids in fifth grade so--


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1 year ago

Hai! Hello! Hej Hej!

I'm most Def super late to this.... Again... But!

Who Sam!

Tell me!

Pls!

I wanna know more!

Can be free rambles or just throwing already existing posts I overlooked into my face! I don't mind it! I JUST WANT MORE INFO PLS! :3

Hai! Hello! Hej Hej!

Have you consumed any water already?

( ☉_☉)

IM ALIVE-

Sorry I took to long to respond to this T^T I wanted to make chibi ref sheets so you have a base idea of what I’m rambling about at least-

Anyway!!

SAM.

Sam (Samuel) is a character from a story.. type thing?? I’m working on- idk I like coming up with worlds and shit and this one has grown to much in my brain so I’m just rolling with it-

For refs - this is Sam!!

Hai! Hello! Hej Hej!

((Info + more characters under the cut))

He’s 21 and attends uni in Zarynia city, he wasn’t originally born in the city but his background is long enough to make a whole other post about (lmk if you want that or don’t care lol) but to sum it all up he was born and given to a sort of cult as a “prophesy child” he escaped when he was about 12 and ended up in the city alone and got basically adopted by a guy named Darik (we love Derik)

And I want to go into what happens at present time or cannon time in the story but to do that I need to introduce our other MC >:)

Insert- QUINT!

Hai! Hello! Hej Hej!

Quint is 22 and goes to the same uni in the city, he was born and raised there but was born into a lower class family, his parents didn’t really like that though and decided to be idiots and make a deal with an entity to give raise Quints mana ability’s but they didn’t pay for it and it ended up landing their son with a curse as well as his advanced ability’s..

I don’t want to make this like 3 pages long but if some people see this and want more on them let me know <3 might take me a bit though cuz I like adding art of them to posts and stuff-

Ok that’s all for now on the idiots (yes they are going to fall in love btw (duh) it’s gonna take a while tho-)

Slow burns my beloved..

ANYWAY! That’s all, thanks for asking don’t be scared to ask whatever else I love rambling love you bye!!!


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1 year ago

I growled at kids over zoom

remembering my elementary school years like when i was in second grade

it was field day and different grades had different stations

my neurodivergent ass ran around without my grade and spotted a class doing the parachute game so i RAN UNDER IT as this class that i didnt even know watched some chubby kid run under their parachute

i also growled at kids in fifth grade so--


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1 year ago

is “because I only have $40” an appropriate response when the interviewer is asking me why I want the job?


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11 months ago

she sponge on my square til I pants bob


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3 years ago

Baby Jeremy


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1 year ago

Have some dumb meme I decided to draw over and make his face equal. And I realized how much it looks like the Gabriel version of the rock meme, and now I realize how much I want to see an animation for that. Please someone give me sus eyebrow Gabriel. 💀

Tomorrow I'll probably post Christmas Cesar, after I color him. Stay tuned gamers.

Have Some Dumb Meme I Decided To Draw Over And Make His Face Equal. And I Realized How Much It Looks
Have Some Dumb Meme I Decided To Draw Over And Make His Face Equal. And I Realized How Much It Looks
Have Some Dumb Meme I Decided To Draw Over And Make His Face Equal. And I Realized How Much It Looks

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1 year ago

My dumb ass try to lock my job gate with my boss house keys, like my airhead ass didn't think "maybe these are the wrong keys"


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1 year ago
Basically, Every Time I Open A Browser Or App.

Basically, every time I open a browser or app.


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Moot Moot news

Moot Moot News

Soooo I just realized that it's tumblr and I don't really have to worry about someone I know seeing anything I post and asking about it or being mean- but also that the whole reason I got on tumblr was to have fun and to just be able to enjoy and share anything that I like with others and vise versa and honestly I've been doing that and having the time of my life--Sooooo, on that note, I changed my mind and I'm just going to post my fic here and while I don't really know what I'm doing I figured I might as well have fun with it so I'm gonna take down the poll and post a teaser and then post the fic, so on that note hope you mind my rambul/waffleing and i'm going to stop talking and end this post before it gets to long hope you have a good day/night

(by the way i'm going to going to be changing my sign off kk bye)

---sazalea

some memes for ur time

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