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𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐘 | akaashi keiji (???) x reader smau!
your manager sets you up with a famous writer and bassist while you’re in a love crisis. you were nervous of losing the golden contract, because you were sure that you’ll struggle with harmonizing given your current headspace.
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬 (𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐬*𝐟/𝐰), 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭, 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬 ; (𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝟏𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.)
•𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 ; 𝐲/𝐧’𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠•
y/n’s gang | akaashi’s gang
cold kisses. | kozume k.
friends with benefits? you could call them that, but not those kinds of benefits. they're roomates. she likes him. he likes her. she does his homework. he acts like a clingy cat and will wander in to "platonically" cuddle with her at all hours of the day. the one drawback is that neither of them will ever say a thing about their feelings for each other. until the day she's caught on his stream.
kenma x f! reader
ongoing haikyuu smau
taglist: open (form to be added!)
warnings & notes: fake dating, college timeskip, language, one use of "whore" in a lighthearted manner, atsumu's bad in this :( as a fellow tsumu apologist i'm sorry but he might be good by the end </3 speaking of which, lots of deviations from the plot, nekoma went to nationals and won against inarizaki at some point, atsumu and oikawa are both setters that pursued figure skating after highschool... etc., kenma might be a little shit in the beginning but i think it's in his character and he'll learn, i don't know anything about figure skating but i'm trying my hardest, ukai might make an appearance as a coach because i think it's funny, definitely pining, dates don't matter unless i say so
NEW NOTIFICATION FROM: the mental asylum waitlist | pretty setters + problem children
table of contents (❅ for any chapters with written parts <3):
part one: scary guard dog privileges part two: too many cooks (❅) part three: user 7193 (❅) part four: bald suits part five: pink dye part six: coming soon <3
1404 (Prologue)
Fandom: Haikyuu!! Pairing: Kuroo Tetsuro x Youtuber Reader Words: 1500+ Posted: 26/11/20
Song(s) Featured: Moon on the Water by The Dying Breed (from Beck MCS)
“It’s actually really exciting.”
Tetsuro nods, knowing Kenma means it, whatever he’s talking about. Probably something about Bouncing Ball corp. and the new game they have in development. Really, Kenma hasn’t stopped talking about it since the project started almost half a year ago and while Tetsuro is interested enough to usually listen to him rave and gush, today’s just not that kind of day.
“-and the new voice actor I have in mind is really good. We save a lot of time and money cause they speak in both languages.”
Yup, they’re probably phenomenal if Kenma is so easy to compliment them. Tetsuro racks his brain trying to remember who he’s talking about.
“I’m actually thinking about having her as a guest on stream soon.”
Uh huh.
“Oh and I’m also going to shave my head and give my hair to that middle school girl who won’t stop messaging.”
Good for them.
“Okay, how many of those have you had today?”
Tetsuro looks down at the cup of coffee he’s forgotten he’s holding. “Uh…” his brows furrow and it’s enough for Kenma to pry the cup out of his hand and set it on the far end of the table.
“And you’re always telling me to get proper sleep.” Kenma gives him a look, sipping on his own drink. He exits Discord, Tetsuro’s sagging back, drooping shoulders and lifeless eyes, more concerning than his followers’ Rule 34 fanart. “Seriously are you okay man? Have you been sleeping? At all?”
Tetsuro shakes his head, the mere mention of sleep enough to slump him over the table completely. As far as he knows, a waiter hadn’t wiped it after the last couple of people who sat down, or before he and Kenma took their place. He finds he doesn’t care. “Stupid neighbors, always either fighting or fucking all night. It’s been going on for a month now.”
“Oh that’s rough.” Kenma winces, handing him back his coffee, knowing lunch break doesn’t last forever and Tetsuro has to return to his office as a zombie. “Tried filing a noise complaint?”
He was about to, one week into the couple’s constant spats, but hearing them scream at the top of their lungs at each other about money troubles and barely keeping themselves afloat stayed his hand. Tetsuro knows how difficult it is to get an apartment in his building, a prime position near the business district at a reasonable price. He also knows his neighbors to an extent, at least what they do for a living as a preschool teacher and a struggling musician. As much as he needs his sleep, he’s not so heartless as to put them out on the streets. “It’s fine,” he promises as he downs the rest of his coffee. “I’ve been living next door to these guys for almost two years now and they’ve always seemed happy before this. They’ll work through it and I then I can get some sleep.”
“If you say so,” Kenma says but he still stares down and shakes his head at the next waitress who tries to approach them with a pot of coffee.
It’s a month and two weeks in that Tetsuro reconsiders that noise complaint or at least considers gathering his neighbors from the same floor and staging an intervention. Mrs. Mamizuka across the hall has expressed her concerns to Kuroo in the elevator one morning, telling him they’ll surely notice how loud and disturbing they’ve become when they realize she hasn’t been giving them as many of her baked goods as she normally does. And Tanaka who’s taking up residence at the end of their hall has advised him to just go out at night, go to the convenience store next to the building and wait till they tire each other out or go partying with friends.
Oh, to be a college student again.
He’s not even in his mid-twenties and he wishes for the energy he used to have, the kind that could drive him through all his classes on just 3 hours of sleep. Maybe then, he could finish his damned paperwork. Maybe then he wouldn’t fall asleep on the bus and miss his stop.
“Been up working late nights Kuroo-san?” the night guard, Sato asks him when he drags his feet into the lobby after midnight.
Kuroo nods, also wishing he had half the middle aged man’s energy, because even at the latest hours of the night, Sato-san greets every tenant and guest with a smile. Kuroo could only force himself to return it. “Something like that.”
“Well you look pretty tuckered out. You should probably put off whatever you’re working on for the night Kuroo-san.” He wags an index finger like a weather man telling a fact about nature on the news. “Sleep is important you know.”
Doesn’t he know it.
When he crosses the threshold of his apartment, he doesn’t bother turning on the lights. He heads straight for his bedroom and musters up the energy to take off his jacket, tie, socks and shoes. The night is silent, save for a light chorus of crickets outside his window. He’s gotten home later than he would have any other time, a crescent moon sitting just past its peak outside his window. And he hopes, oh does he hope, that it means his neighbors have already fought all they can fight for the night. Or maybe the husband hasn’t come home yet and that’s why it hasn’t started.
He regrets even thinking of it when he settles into bed and hears the distant sound of a door being unlocked and slammed open.
Tetsuro sighs, already rolling over to each for his messenger bag, his earphones sitting somewhere at the bottom. He stops his rummaging when no bedlam disturbs the night. Footsteps prick his ears but they don’t stomp and aren’t followed by booming voices trying to talk over each other. He rolls back over, leaning towards the wall and hearing nothing. Odd. More shuffling and trudging draw his eye up to the crag ceiling, to the apartment above his.
The kind elderly couple who used to live up there had mentioned wanting to move to the country for months. “The air is fresher there, better for old people like us,” the wife chuckled at him once when he’d helped carry her groceries across the lobby to the elevator. Not a week later, Tetsuro was helping the husband and their son move furniture out, just in time to miss the beginning of a hard spot in their neighbor’s relationship. But whoever has taken their place isn’t so fortunate but then again, maybe it’s him that’s out of luck. In the darkness of his apartment he stares up at the ceiling, brows furrowed.
He prays, prays to whatever kami watches over the luck and serenity of apartment buildings that it isn’t another couple that should’ve broken up yesterday. Hell, he’ll even take a new family with a rowdy kid. At least kids are usually out by 10 with their parents careful not to wake them, not banging on the walls or banging each other. No movie he’s watched or game he’s been in has ever left him in such suspense. After some more shuffling and gentle creak of chair legs against a wood floor, there’s silence.
Tetsuro sits up, holding his breath.
“Full moon sways,
gently in the night of one fine day.”
A car drives by, the doppler effect of it rushing down the street drowning out the first few notes of an acoustic guitar. Deft fingers play with practiced ease but do so with languid movement, catching on the strings more than plucking them. The voice, high and crooning, is the same, beautiful but almost lazy. Tired, he realizes, is a better word; she sounds as tired as he remembers he feels, once all the irritation at his neighbors and frustration with missing his stop ebbs away. Laying back down, he listens.
"On my way, looking for a moment with my dear.
Full moon waves, slowly on the surface of the lake.
You are there, smiling in my arms
for all those years."
Even as the song switches to strumming with the slightest bit of force, Tetsuro finds himself sinking deeper into his pillow, eyes growing heavy.
"What a fool, I don’t know ‘bout tomorrow,
or what it’s like to be, Ah,"
He’s never heard the song in his life, neither does he remember enough of his English classes from high school to understand everything, but he doesn’t need to.
"I was sure, I couldn’t let myself go,
even though I feel, the end."
Her voice and her guitar are muffled by the layers of wood and concrete between them. His window is open to let the cool night air and silver light of the moon in and he can tell hers is as well but she drowns out the chirping of crickets, the cars that drive by and even Tetsuro’s own thoughts as little by little, then all at once, he falls asleep.
"Full moon sways, gently in the night one fine day
You were there, smiling in my arms,
for all these years."
When he opens his eyes, it’s slow. Sleep inertia from a deep sleep is always worse but he finds his eyes widening as it goes away in minutes and he feel more rested than he has in years.
He blinks, staring up at the ceiling.
“Huh.”
A little kenma fanart I made a year ago
Kenma is you .Kenma is me .kenma is everyone .
Kuroken Headcanon ! who were stuck in my notepad . Enjoy !! 🐈🐓
~kuroo and kenma always wear matching socks . Always .
~kuroo drinks extra extra extra sweet coffee and kenma cringes at his heavy sugar consuming habits
~In winter Kuroo's grandma weaves cute , girly mufflers for him with Cat patches on them ( kuroo is forced to wear them , kenma laughs at them everytime but secretaly thinks they're adorable UwU )
~ kuroo's mom secretaly ships kenma and Kuroo together that's why she is so interested in kuroo's love life .
~At some point kuroken made a pact that they would marry eachother if they are single by 30
~ In winter kenma and Kuroo holds hands for warmth while walking to school .
~Only kuroo is allowed to touch kenma , slung his arm around him or lift him up .Kenma gets anxious if someone else touches him .
~They probably shared their first kiss on cheek when they 7 or 8
~kenma probably knows all of kuroo's cousins and been at all of their family gatherings on weekends .
~ Kuroo has been suffering from suspicious disappearance of 3 of his hoodies . Suspect is Humanoid kitten next door .👀
~They always argue on which cat names are better .(kenma wins every fucking time )
~They once broke in and kidnapped their neighbours cat (the neighbor was a bitch so she deserved it )
~ Kuroo gifted Kenma a Cat Eared headset on his birthday (best gift Kenma ever received )
~ kuroo once burst into kenma's room with only a thin towel wrapped around him . (The reason why is still unknown cuz kenma got so bashful he instantly kicked him out and they never talked about it again )
~ Kenma is more possessive than kuroo . Whenever girls get too close to kuroo or flirts with him or stalls his attention from kenma , he sulks and gives him silent treatment for a day .
~Hinata would be last to find out kuroken are obviously dating .
~Whenever kenma is feeling anxious or panicking he tugs or kuroo's jacket and tries to hide behind him .
~ Once kenma fell asleep of the Volleyball court so kuroo left a note o him saying ' he's dead don't disturb the dead body 'as a joke .
~whenever kenma is having a Panic /anxiety attack or a really very bad day . They naturally cuddle , Kuroo holds kenma really close and tight until he has calmed down . When kuroo is gone ,kenma's sheets and duvets smell like Kuroo for next 2 days which helps him sleep .
~When they were little kuroo had a habit of breading kenma's hairs ,he loved doing it so much and Kenma would let him do it and also tuck small flowers in them . He got into fights with neighbor kids cuz they called kenma girly so kenma would cry for kuroo cuz he got hurt during fights .
~ The owner of kenma's favourite pie shop thinks Kuroo and kenma are dating lol .
Sorry for the long post guys .Love you !
hi darling whenever you can I’ve been thinking about your general dating____ headcannons could I get one of those but with Kenma? <3
ITS TIME FOR MY KENMA KIN TO SHINE LETS GOOOO
GOTCHU BRO EAT YOUR FOOD
gn! reader enjoy! CW: i say HELLA once
general dating kenma kozume headcanons
kenma is someone that falls in love very gradually over time.
you became friends bc you were introduced to kenma by either kuroo or hinata.
he’ll probably know about his feelings when he catches them, but is super denial about it to others, like kuroo.
kuroo obviously thinks that’s bs and tries to be the best wingman even tho you guys got together without his help 💀
ENOUGH BACKSTORY ON TO RELATIONSHIPS
you have to make sure he’s taking care of himself. staying hydrated, taking breaks, eating meals, etc.
he likes when you sit in his lap while he plays games.
perceptive towards your actions and feelings and gives HELLA GOOD advice.
doesn’t show pda. HE DOES LOVE YOU but he gets uncomfortable about it and is awkward. he’ll hold your hand once in a while tho.
he was also very awkward at first when it comes to affection and expressing his feelings to you.
in private you can be as clingy as you want LMAOOO he likes cuddling/touching you.
while cuddling he likes laying his head on your chest (vice versa) or putting his head in your lap. he’s still playing games tho.
on the occasion he isn’t playing games when cuddling, he’ll wrap his arms around your waist.
he also likes putting his head on your shoulder.
you guys don’t go out much for dates. they’re mostly stay at homes, and you guys will just play video games.
ie: the date being an animal crossing island date or playing minecraft in your shared world. (that’s such a common hc but pls i see it)
on animal crossing dates you'd go to the museum and take pics at the beach
BUT if you also like to play video games, you guys will play competitive games like smash and trolling people on COD.
he loves when you wear his hoodies and shirts but won’t openly say it. he just blushes.
HE TELLS LEV NOT TO PESTER YOU IF YOU VISIT HIM AT PRACTICE AHAHHAHAHAHAH
kuroo teases you two to no extent esp when he first finds out
YOU AND KUROO ARE INSTANT BESTIES OFC
he can’t really cook or bake, but he’ll make apple pie with you as a bonding activity
HELPING 👏🏼 HIM 👏🏼 DYE 👏🏼HIS👏🏼HAIR👏🏼
YOU MAKE HIM SMILE SO EASILY
likes when you talk about your day to him
he does little things to show he cares :) he also likes to give you gifts both in before and after the timeskip.
i hope this suffices. it’s pretty vague and short so i might make a pt2 in the future.
stan ken ken tho 🤚🏼🤚🏼
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july 6th, 2012 (chapter one)
pairing: nekoma x male reader, yachi hitoka x male reader, and kuroo tetsurō x male reader
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a/n: not me coming back after 3 years
not many people know much about [name] on a personal level at school.
he didn't seem to hang out with anyone during school hours, not like many people would try.
[name] has a syndrome called "the resting bitch face" that intimidated a lot of people. not only that but he is also at the top of his class which fuels the fire of him being untouchable.
many girls in nekoma had a crush on the second-year boy. although he was aloof, he does have a handsome face and an aura that oozes out confidence but not in an arrogant way. he was just so... attractive.
[name] sat boredly in his math class as the teacher went on about logarithmic. he span his pen around his fingers as he turned towards the large windows.
it was grey outside and he sees dark clouds surrounding the sky.
"fuck," [name] cursed inside his head as he continued to glare out the window. he was in a rush getting out of the house today and didn't have time to check the weather forecast. he definitely didn't bring an umbrella to school.
[name] just hopes his little sister had time to pack one.
normally the two [last name] siblings would go to school together but [name] had to go out early to run some errands before school started.
the boy was so zoned out he didn't even hear the school bell ring until he heard his teacher say, "Class dismissed".
many of his classmates already left the classroom before he finally got up to collect his belongings.
it was the end of the day and students were getting ready for their clubs or staying after school to study. [name] didn't bother joining a club since he had other responsibilities to attend to.
when he exited his classroom many female students were loitering around wanting to get a glimpse of the handsome boy. some pretended to go through their lockers while some were in groups of circles, gossiping to their girl friends.
[name] paid them no mind however as he walked towards the front doors of the school, eager to get out and pick up his little sister before it starts to pour.
as he changed into his outside shoes and turned around, he accidentally bumped into a girl whose stuff was now all over the floor.
"[last name]-senpai! i'm so sorry!" the girl stuttered frantically as she bent down to try and collect her papers as quickly as possible.
"don't bother," came his short reply as the girl froze up, scared and embarrassed. "it was my fault."
[name] crouched down and picked up the remaining papers swiftly. he couldn't help but look at the contents of the papers.
croissant recipe. how to make a red velvet cake. how to pipe flowers on cupcakes.
ah... this girl is from the baking club.
"thank you, [name]-senpai!" the girl blushed as she took the papers from his hands.
"don't mention it," [name] remarked and started walking towards the exit.
"wait-!" she gasped, wanting to say more to the male but he was already outside the door.
he walked a few blocks before turning the corner to his bus station but to his demise, he saw his bus leaving as soon as he turned the corner. not only that but it started to rain... heavily.
"what a shitty day," [name] grumbled as he stood at his bus station, waiting for the next bus to arrive in the cold rain.
after a couple of minutes, he decided to sit down on the floor, tired from standing still for 15 minutes. he didn't care anymore, he was already soaking wet from head to toe so it was not like sitting on the wet floor would make a difference.
[name] zoned out again as he continued to wait. he didn't realize the rain stop attacking his body until he looked up and saw a male wearing the same uniform as him, with his bed head sticking out from all directions.
"you're [last name] [name]," the rooster head said as he held out his umbrella for the both of them.
"yeah? and what's it to you?" came his reply as he continued to sit on the ground.
"tsk tsk tsk no need to be hostile, [last name]," the other boy chided as he wore a smile on his face despite [name]'s rude reply.
"and who are you?"
"kuroo tetsurō."
"the volleyball captain?"
"oh? so you have heard of me."
"all bad things."
"nobody likes a liar, [last name]."
[name] just rolled his eyes and ignored the boy.
"i've heard a lot about you too," kuroo said eyeing the boy.
"what do you want?"
"just to talk. i know you don't hang around a lot of people. kenma told me, he's in your class."
"so what? I'm a pity case? i don't need friends."
"everybody needs friends, [last name]. and it's not a pity case, I actually find you quite intriguing."
"and? why is that?"
"you're so popular yet nobody knows who you really are. you haven't joined any clubs yet and you're at the top of your year."
"are you stalking me?"
"nope. word travels fast in nekoma."
"what do you want?" [name] finds himself asking this question again.
"you should join the volleyball team."
"not a chance," kuroo frowned a little at his response.
"why not?"
"are you kidding me? it's July. it would be too late to join any sort of club."
"it's never too late."
"I don't know a single thing about volleyball."
"so? we'll teach you. you're pretty smart, you'll catch on quick."
"no."
"why not?"
God, [name] hated why notters.
"why do you want me to join so bad?"
"kenma is observant. you guys are in the same year and pe class. he tells me you're smart and quick with your strategies. finding out people's weakness in a matter of seconds and working around it."
"is that all you want me for? didn't you say your friend is observant? I think you guys are fine without me."
"I know who you really are. who you were."
"what the hell is that suppose to mean?" [name] snapped, standing up.
"you went to ushimi middle school and played as their wing spiker. you were a volleyball player."
"so you are a stalker."
"no, I'm just really good friends with that airhead wing spiker that played during your second year."
[name] only knew one airhead wing spiker during his middle school days, bokuto kōtarō.
"I don't play anymore."
"why n-"
"if you say why not one more time I'm going to punch you in the face."
kuroo bit back a smirk, knowing he irked the male.
"consider my invitation," kuroo said as [name]'s bus finally arrived.
he didn't say a word to kuroo and got on his bus, not sparing the volleyball captain a glance.
"you're late," [name]'s younger sister, [last name] kazuha, pointed out as she saw her older brother approaching her elementary school.
"yeah I know, I'm sorry," the older one out of the two replied as he took his sister's froggy umbrella and held it for the both of them, his other hand holding onto his sister's.
"what happened?" kazuha looked up at him with her adorably big [eye colour] eyes.
"hmm... don't worry about it. just tell me about your day while we walk home," he offered a small smile to kazuha as she brightened up and told her older brother all the exciting things she learned.
"go upstairs and do your homework but don't be too loud okay? mommy's resting," [name] whispered and put his finger in front of his mouth in a hush symbol.
"okay! I will be quiet for mommy," she whispered and copied his hush motion as well.
kazuha quietly ran up the stairs while [name] dropped his bag on the floor with a loud sigh and loosened his school tie.
[name] went up to his room as well and took a shower, changing into some nice warm and dry clothes.
he went over to his mother's room where she was still soundly asleep. he walked over to her window and pulled the curtains to let light through. it wasn't much light but enough to make the once pitch-black room have some sight.
he heard a groan and turned toward his mother.
"oh, sweetie. you're back from school?" the woman smiled at her child weakly.
"yeah, it's raining cats and dogs out there," he commented.
"sounds like a good day to stay in bed."
[name] didn't mention how she always stayed in bed for the past few years.
he walked towards her and sat on the edge of her bed, grabbing something from the nightstand.
"mother, I'm going to have to take a look at your arm."
"no," came her cheeky reply.
"mother," [name] said sternly as he prepared the thing in his hands.
"fine..." she muttered and gave her son her arm.
it was silent when [name] gave his mother her medicine.
she sometimes felt guilty about how [name] had to take care of her and little kazuha when he should be going out and hanging out with friends at his age.
"how was your day, [name]?"
"same old routine. I got drenched by the rain though."
"what did I tell you about being prepared for the weather, [name]?" she scolded her son lightly.
"sorry I was in a rush."
I was getting groceries before school.
"you can get sick, [name]!"
not as sick as you, he said in his head.
"it's okay, mother. a guy... offered me his umbrella."
"oh really? that's nice of him," she smiled.
"he offered me to join our school's volleyball club..."
"that's wonderful! you haven't played in so long."
"I didn't say I was going to join."
his mother frowned.
"but you loved volleyball..."
"you know I stopped playing after he left."
"that shouldn't stop you from playing it. volleyball used to be your passion."
his mother, ayaka, was sad to hear her son did not want to join his high school's volleyball club. when he was younger he wasn't passionate or enthusiastic about many things except volleyball.
she was happy when her son found something he finally loved but after some stuff happened, he swore to never play volleyball again.
"get some rest while I make dinner, I'll wake you up when it's finished," [name] said after a couple of moments of silence passed and he stood up to walk out of her room.
[name] sighed as he took some of the groceries he bought earlier that day and started cooking dinner. the cooking club was nice enough to lend over some free space in their fridge for the boy to put his groceries in.
even though he didn't have friends at school, he was on good terms with most people and is highly respected.
he was really tired when he finished cooking dinner. waking up early, going grocery shopping, attending school, taking care of his kid sister and sick mother, providing dinner, and having to do a closing shift at the Cafe he worked at was too much for a 17-year-old boy.
sometimes [name] wished he could have a different life.
he loves his sister and mother dearly but sometimes he wishes he can be like normal teenage boys his age.
before he delve deeper into self-pity he cursed himself for his selfish thoughts.
no, not today.
he wasn't going to make his day worse by going into his life crisis.
he made a plate for two.
he brought a plate to his mother who thanked him with sad eyes and left the other plate on the dining table.
he opened his sister's bedroom door, where she was sitting in her little makeshift fort.
"dinner is ready downstairs once you're done," he said to kazuha who smiled and thank him.
he went back downstairs and got ready to go to work. this time bringing an umbrella.
even though he was exhausted from a long day, he was ready to work a long night shift with his annoying coworker to provide for his family whom he cares for so much.
note to self: don't do it you son of a- (chapter 2)
pairing: nekoma x male reader, yachi hitoka x male reader, and kuroo tetsurō x male reader
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a/n: I've been changing so many stuff lately since I don't have a solid plan for this series but the reader will get 2 love interest ^^
Pudding 🍮
kenma
was it really necessary to chase down [last name] after school ended, kuroo?
kuroo
OFC KENMA 😎
having [last name] would be beneficial for the team
I needed to catch him before it was too late
kenma
I like [last name] and agree but I don't think taunting him like that would make him want to join us
kuroo
taunting???? him????
what makes you think I was taunting him
kenma
it's you.
kuroo
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
EL O EL
I MIGHTVE MADE HIM MAD A LITTLE??? I BROUGHT UP MIDDLE SCHOOL 😍
kenma
ur so stupid
kuroo
trust the process kenma 😎😎
kenma
what made you interested in [last name] anyways?
kuroo
he's like art 😍
obscure art, but still, art❗️
plus his brain is so big
kenma
if [last name] doesn't want to be near us again bc of you I'd never forgive you
kuroo
real!!!
kenma
stop saying that.
kuroo
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"what the hell am I doing here," [name] asked himself as he stood outside nekoma's gymnasium doors.
[name] would never admit it to anyone but kuroo did touch something deep inside him when he mentioned joining the volleyball team.
as his mother said, he used to love volleyball.
used to.
[name] peeked through the slight opening of the gym doors as he watched nekoma's volleyball club practice.
his heart felt warm.
he forgot how it felt, the adrenaline when he would play all those years ago.
he missed it.
"can I help you with something?" [name] jumped a little as he turned around to see who caught him in this position. "oh! [last name] I've never seen you around this part of the school before."
it was the volleyball coach, coach naoi. he was a confident male with dark, short-cut hair. [name] liked him. he's a pretty cool dude.
"oh yeah um.... I was just," [name] didn't know what to say. he fully didn't intend on being caught and planned to make his grand escape after a bit of snooping.
"do you want to join the volleyball club, [last name]?" coach naoi asked with a small smile on his face.
he knew of [name] and had spoken to him a couple of times when they pass by each other in the hallways. coach naoi viewed him as a bright young kid that would be going to places.
"hmmm," [name] contemplated on saying no and leaving. "I'm not quite sure. I haven't played volleyball in years."
"that's alright! just come join us for a couple of days and see how you like it. you can act as our manager for the time being," coach naoi offered.
it was a pretty solid offer.
[name] gave the man a small smile, "sure."
the two walked through the doors while the sounds of shouting and sneakers screeching started to cease.
"everyone listen up!" the tall coach shouted which made everyone fully stop. "I would like to introduce you guys to [last name] [name]. as of today he will join us as a manager. please take care of him."
"nice to meet you," even though he had a blank face, [name]'s voice was sincere and warm as he bowed down to his future club members.
kenma, a guy from his class, gave him a small smile while kuroo gave him a gengar-easque smirk.
"NICE TO MEET YOU, [last name]!"
"isn't he kenma's classmate?"
"welcome to the club, [last name]!"
"YAHOOOOO WE FINALLY GET A MANAGER!"
"SHUT UP, LEV!"
jeez, what did [name] get himself into?
as coach naoi got the team started on their drills, [name] turned towards the other coach.
"coach nekomata, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm [last name] [name]," the young male said as he bowed to his elder.
"no need for that," coach nekomata said, waving him off. "I know who you are, [last name]. you were quite the powerhouse during your time at ushimi middle school."
"you know of that?" [name] asked, surprised. "and please, just call me [name]."
"of course. anyone would want to catch the son of the great [last name] makoto in action."
[name]'s mood slightly dampened at the mention of his father.
"so what do I exactly do as a manager? I've only been a player for a volleyball team and ushimi didn't have a manager."
"it's quite easy. you mainly just need to fill and hand out water bottles and towels. you can help catch naoi by handing him some volleyballs or collecting stray ones. you can also set up and take down nets and clean the gym when we're all finished," nekomata explained. "are you not returning as a player?"
"maybe I will again, someday. I'm just not used to playing it again right now," [name] sat down on the bench beside the elder. "coach naoi offered to let me stay here for a couple of days, act as the team's manager for the time being, and see how I feel."
"hmmm, I see. well I hope you return to the field again someday. it was magnificent watching you play," nekomata gave the boy a closed eye smile.
"thanks."
as the day progressed, [name] fulfilled his duty as manager. giving water and towels to the members. refilling the water bottles. and assisting coach naoi when needed.
during that time, most of the nekoma members couldn't take their eyes off of him.
I mean, THE [last name] [name] was THEIR manager?
unreal.
unbelievable.
ain't no way.
"so, [last name], you decided to join our team after all," kuroo said as he took a sip from the water bottle that the other male handed to him.
"it wasn't because of you if that's what you think," [name] gave kuroo a disgusted face.
"you wound me, truly, [last name]," kuroo said as he pretended to hold his heart in pain.
"you're so dramatic," he rolled his eyes and pushed the rooster head face away.
[name] then turned his attention to a certain pudding head who was sipping his water bottle in peace.
"you did good, kozume," he complimented the quiet male.
"thank you, [last name]," kenma smiled at his new manager.
"hey, what about me? I did pretty well today too," kuroo gave them a triumphant pose.
[name] ignored him.
"we don't need to be formal with me [last name] we're in the same class, just call me kenma."
"if only you call me [name] as well."
"can I call you, [name]?" kuroo chirped.
"no," [name] side-eyed kuroo as he visibly deflated.
"[name]," a short sandy-haired male said walking towards him. "never thought I'd see a [last name] as a manager instead of a player."
"you know about me too, yaku-senpai?"
"naturally," yaku replied. "I know you from ushimi middle school too and considering who your father is as well, it's not hard to know you."
"hmm, I thought it would die down since I left volleyball all those years ago."
"you come from two famous parents, [last name]. it's only reasonable for people to know who you are," yaku replied honestly.
even though what yaku said was true, it still brought [name]'s mood a little low since all his life people had expectations of him. especially his father.
"you don't need to worry about that though, [name]. we're your teammates, we expect nothing but your help and support," another, rather soft, voice said while yaku hummed in agreement.
[name] saw a guy with jet-black hair that was shaved into a buzzcut.
"Nobuyuki Kai, but you can call me kai," the male smiled warmly at the cold male.
"nice to meet you kai-senpai, you can call me [name] too," [name] directed the last part to both kai and yaku.
"[LAST NAME]-SENPAIII" a tall grey-haired male screamed running towards the group. "it's nice to finally get to talk to you! many of the girls in my class always talk about how handsome and unapproachable you are but I don't think you're scary at all. maybe your face is though. you should smile more, you'll be less scary. oh yeah, my name is haibi lev!"
many were shocked, but not surprised by lev's bluntness but [name] didn't seem phased by it, actually, he was amused.
"thanks, I'll keep that in mind," [name] stated.
"are you going to come hang out with us after practice? it's kuroo turn to buy us ice cream."
"LIKE HELL I'M PAYING FOR ALL OF YOU!"
"HEY! YOU HELD OFF YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN FOR 2 WEEKS, STOP BEING A FREELOADER!"
"yeah, come on kuroo. [name] is joining too, take it as a welcoming gift for him," inuoka suggested coming up from behind [name].
"fine," kuroo grumbled.
[name] looked on confused, "I am?"
"it'll be nice to hang out with you, [name]. we can all get to know you and you know... vice versa," shibayama said with a soft smile.
"only if you want to, [name]," kai reminded.
"I would love to but I need to pick up my little sister before it gets dark. I don't want her going home alone at night," [name] said taking a glance out the window, the sun had already set.
"oh shit, has she been waiting long?" yaku asked worriedly. he knew their practices take quite a bit of time.
"no don't worry about it. my little sister normally helps around her elementary school's garden with other students and teachers after school. she wasn't able to tend to the flowers yesterday because of the rain. if I leave now, I think I'll just make it," the new nekoma manager explained.
"nice time then?" kenma asked.
"next time," [name] nodded. "I should get going now."
"wait!" kuroo held out his hand to the male to halt him. "you should give me your number so you can be added to the nekoma volleyball group chat. just to socialize and be informed of plans."
"is this just an excuse to get my number?" the manager raised his eyebrow.
"partially," kuroo smirked. "but genuinely, it's so we can all communicate with each other."
"sure."
as they exchanged their numbers [name] headed toward both nekoma coaches who were patiently waiting for him.
"so, [last name]. what do you think?" nekomata asked the male.
"you have an interest group of people you coach," [name] stated as both the coaches gave him a small laugh.
"interesting enough for you to stay?"
[names] mouth twitched a little but remained in a straight line, "yeah..."
"perfect!" coach naoi exclaimed as he handed [name] a piece of paper. "here's the sign-up sheet to officially be a part of nekoma's volleyball team! we're honoured to have you. oh! and before i forget to tell you, we're going to be at shinzen high for a week after summer break starts."
"okay, thanks," [name] bowed to both of the coaches as he departed from the high school, ready to make his walk toward seichi elementary school.
as he waited for his bus to arrive he felt the constant buzzing of his phone.
meow meow vb team 😼😹😻
kuroo added you
lev
[LAST NAME]-SENAPIIIII
yaku
lev shut up
[name] is probably busy picking up his sister rn
kenma
^
kai
^
fukunaga
^
kuroo
^^
lev
hey [name]-senpai, I have a sister too!
kuroo
no one asked
lev
:<
yamamoto
I DIDNT GET TO TALK TO [LAST NAME] IN PERSON
kenma
that's bc you were too busy ogling him
kuroo
🤨🤨
yamamoto
he's a handsome man what can I say
lev
:O
inuoka
:O
shibayama
:O
yaku
:O
kuroo
😟
ur so real for that
yamamoto
what, I'm secure 😤
thanks.
lev
HE HAS SPOKEN
[LAST NAME]-SENPAI HIII
LEV HI ٩(^▿^)۶
kuroo
oh em gee
[name] uses those emoticons
I'm in love
that's [last name] to you
눈_눈
kuroo
yaku
hey that emoticon looks just like you
눈_눈
kuroo
real
kenma
stop saying that
I like emo
kuroo
I'm emo
emoticons
sorry I accidentally press sent too early
yamamoto
bro is so down bad
kai
^
fukunaga
^
lev
^
kenma
^
inuoka
^
yaku
^
teshiro
^
Shibayama
^
kuroo
my primal urge to say real
oh before I forget
coach naoi said something about going to shinzen high for a week or something
fukunaga
training camp.
kuroo
training camp
kenma
training camp
yaku
we're invited to a training camp
thanks.
so why do we have to stay at shinzen for a week?
yaku
to socialize
lev
to make friends :D
kuroo
to crush fukurodani.
thanks.
so why do we have to stay at shinzen for a week?
kai
every school under the fukurodani academy group takes turns hosting training sessions but shinzen always hosts the week-long ones. we just do a bunch of practice matches and try to improve our skill and technique basically
kenma
hmmm
oh cool
do we have to stay at shinzen high?
kenma
not if you don't want to
yaku
I think karasuno is staying at shinzen since they live in Miyagi
inuoka
were you planning on staying inside the school?
no can't afford to
have too much stuff to do at home
kai
understandable
taking care of your little sister?
and mother
shinzen isn't that far from my house anyways I can just walk there
lev
if you live near shinzen
why don't you just go to school there?
kuroo
shut up lev
I like cats better
kuroo
authentic
HQ BOYS AS YOUR S/O—WHAT I IMAGINE THEIR INSTAGRAM WOULD BE LIKE
synopsis. hq! boys using instagram but they're down bad for you
ft. hinata shoyo, tsukishima kei, suna rintarou, kenma kozume
others. character! is aged up, hq timeskip! era
notes. idk i feel like this could be better but I'm too lazy to be bothered. this is just a silly little thought while i was drinking tea 😌
[ masterlist ]
HINATA SHOYO would post you a lot. He definitely has you on his profile picture; either it's your solo picture or a picture of you and him. His posts would only consist of four things: you, volleyball, his friend's, and himself (occasionally)—but there's more pictures of you in it than the three mentioned. His fans teases him and says that his account basically turned into a fan page of you. His bio would be in between something so sweet or so cheesy. He'll probably have a corny quote.
“Romance is icing, but the love is the cake—@your_username”
“my love: @your_username”
“My sunshine forever & always @your_username”
TSUKISHIMA KEI rarely posts you. It's not that he doesn't want to, it's just that. . . He likes having his privacy with you. but when he does post you, his fans go berserk. It's a rare opportunity for him to post you (I strongly believe he'd post you in special occasions; like anniversaries, special holidays (if you celebrate), or winning his games), so of course, everyone will have a field day about it. And when he posts you it's not just a simple picture, he'd have a full on note for you.
“Thank you @your_username for everything you do for me—for all the support you give me whether it may be coming to my games, cooking me good food, saying the exact words I need to hear, or even simply just your presence by my side. Thank you for being with me through everything. This 3rd year anniversary won't definitely be the last anniversary we'll celebrate—so here's to more love that I'll give you, pipsqueak. I love you always.”
SUNA RINTAROU post you way too much. He'd have at least five highlights about you; one for his favorite pictures of you, one for him and you, one for your unflattering pictures, one for very special occasions that he's with you, and one for videos he took of you. And he doesn't just post you on his stories, he also has tons of pictures of you on his main post. If hinata has three things he post, well, suna only has you on his instagram. People often mistake his account for your account because of how much pictures you have in it.
“Café hopping with @your_username”
“She said that I should post this picture of her @your_username”
“Idk who this person is, do you? @your_username?” (*but his post is literally you)
KENMA KOZUME posts (sometimes) whenever he feels like it. he just generally doesn't post a lot. But he posts about you on random occasions. mostly post dumps about you, like what he did in a month with you. Or simply just random pictures of you (some unflattering and some aesthetically pleasing). And he posts with no caption, just you and your @. his fans are basically dehydrated from pictures of the two of you, so they also have a field day whenever he post about you. I'm pretty sure it'd even go trending on twt (x) at least once or twice.
“🤍 @your_username”
“out & about w/ @your_username”
“ily @your_username”
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Kenma looks so good<33
Could I request kenma x male reader omegaverse where kenma has a huge crush on reader but doesn't know what to do with it?
Warnings: references to meeting someone on the internet and getting kidnapped/molested.
Omegan Stranger
Kenma Kozume x male reader
"Kenma!! You've gotta meet my friend (Name)! I feel like you guys would like each other!" Hinata jumped onto Kenma, almost latching onto him as a baby koala.
Kenma sighed and tried shaking Hinata off, "Hinata, for the last time please stop coming up behind me, like that you are going to give me a heart attack".
"But! He also likes video games!"
Kenma just stared at Hinata, giving a look, "So you think just because we both like video games, we would like each other? Pass".
"Hey, what are you two gossiping about?". Kurro walked up towards the duo.
"Oh hey, Kurro! I was just telling Kenma about my friend that he would like!"
"Oh is that so~ well you should give up, Kenma's alpha is like non-existent. Speaking of which, are you sure you're an alpha? You know, I've heard of school testing coming out wrong".
"Can both of you quiet down? I'm trying to finish this game before the match starts... also I'm kinda already 'talking' to someone.." Kenma rolled their eyes and focus on his phone.
"WHAT?!"
...
The three walked towards a corner store, "come on Kenma, can you give us a little details about them?"
"No".
Kurro sighed, "Okay... how about where y'all met?".
"On LOL".
Hinata and Kurro, gave eachother a look. "Okay listen buddy, I'm sorry to say but the person might be an 40 old man".
"No they arent".
"Okay! But how do you know! It's a stranger!" Hinata yelled.
"Keep it down please, we are supposed to meet up today at the Internet Café".
Kurro put a hand on Kenma's shoulder, "As your best friend-"
"You're not my best friend"
"Shush, again, as your best friend, I and Hinata will come with you to make sure you don't get molested or kidnapped by a stranger on the internet".
...
Kurro snickered, "Are you really wearing your volleyball uniform to this "date"".
"Yeah because I told them that I will be wearing a red sweatsuit"
"Okay but what are they wearing?"
Kenma looked at his phone, "He said a yellow turtle neck".
Kurro whisled, "Oh so it's a guy?".
"Yeah... is that a problem?".
"Oh no! I'm an ally!"
Kenma gave Kurro a look, "Shut up, we are here".
Hinata looked through the window, "OMG ITS (NAME), I'LL BE RIGHT BACK".
Hinata ran inside, "Jesus what's his problem, right Kenma? Kenma?".
Kenma just stared at the duo through the window, his breath hitch.
'This scent... it reeks'
"Kenma... hello?" Kurro kept shaking his hands in front of the blonde, trying to get him out of his trance.
"Sorry I can't do this". Kenma started walking away from the café.
Kurro looked af Kenma in shock, "HEY BRO WHERE YOU GOING?!".
Hinata and (Name) came out of the café, "(Name)! These are my friends! Kurro and Kenma! Wait were did Kenma go?"
"Um.. I don't know? He kinda just walked away".
"It's okay Hinata, I'm just waiting on a friend to show up, which could be any minute now".
Kurro gave Hinata an awkward look, "Listen, why don't we keep you company untill your friend arrives? So it's safer!"
"Um..." (Name) looked at their phone, "sure that's okay".
...
[11:43 p.m.]
Kenma just stared at his PC screen, debating whether or not to turn it on. 'If I go online, my online statues would be seen and if they are on, they'll wonder why I didn't show up today'.
'Fuck it. I am not wasting my daily rewards on some man' .
As soon as Kenma launched the game, he saw that his inbox had three missed messages.
Hey! I'm at the café! Let me know when you are here! :)
Hey, I don't mean to be a bother but are you coming? My friend came by and is keeping me company until then.
Hey, is everything okay?
Okay, I'm going to go. Sorry things didn't go as planned. Maybe next time? :)
Kenma stared at the messages and sighed, 'God, I'm such a dick'.
[Ding]
Kenma looked and saw that he was invited to an private in game chat.
'Time to face my consequencess'
"Hey, sorry that I didn't show up. Something came up".
"Oh, it's okay! I wasn't alone but we should really try meeting up again next time".
"Yeah. Next time.".
"Yeah.... I was thinking at the in person tournament? It's this Saturday! There is a grand prize too!".
"Yeah, we can try Saturday. Are you thinking about teaming up?".
"Yeah! Of course!".
"Good. Let's do a practice round".
"Ready when you are!".
...
"So why did you leave yesterday?"
Kenma stared at Kurro, "something came up".
"Bullshit". Kurro crossed his arms, giving a judgemental mother look towards Kenma.
Kenma sighed, throwing the volleyball towards the wall, "I don't know, I just kinda froze".
"You froze?"
"Yeah..."
Kurro scoffed, "for an alpha that was adopted by two omegan parents. You sure are skittish around them".
Kenma dropped the ball, "wait, they are an omegan?"
"Duh".
Kenma looked at his chest, 'Is that why you were acting up yesterday'.
"Well if it makes you feel better, we are going to retry Saturday"
"Way to go buddy!" Kurro put Kenma in a head lock, " I knew you could get bitches!".
Kenam growled, "LET ME GO".
"Woah woah, easy there baby alpha. Oh my God look at my baby, he is already growling".
"Please shut up Kurro!".
"No, but for real, we need to get you to prepare! Don't want you freezing up again!". Kurro teased.
Kurro looked at Kenma, "why did you freeze up again?"
Kenma face turned red, picking his nails, "I don't know. At first, his scent reeked then it felt welcoming and I don't know it just kinda made me freeze".
Kurro smiled, "Man, that omega has gotten a hold on your alpha".
"..what".
"Wait how long have you've known him?"
Kenma took a minute, "Well we've been playing on LOL together for a year now".
"And yall are going to meet for the first time Saturday?".
Kenma nodded.
Kurro sighed, "Well you might aswell confess now".
Kenma started choking, "WHAT?".
Kurro started tsking, "No omega would meet up with a stranger they meet on LOL for christ sake. So let's get you to prepare for Saturday".
♡
[Saturday]
"Now Kenma, what did we practice saying?"
"Don't tell him that he stinks"
"Good. What else?"
"Make them feel like they are being heard in the conversation".
"Wonderful. Last thing?"
"Um... food is the way to the heart?".
"No, but just be a good host".
Kurro gave Kenma a pat on the back, sending him his way into the convention center.
Kenma laid eyes on (Name), freezing again, "hey buddy, you are going to be okay". Kurro pushed Kenma foward.
(Name) turned around and smiled at the duo, "hey! Are you Kenma?".
Kenma gulped, "um yeah".
"Oh cool! My name is obviously (Name)! You know the guy you've been talking too on LOL".
The two both nervously laughed, Kurro smiled at them, "Well I'll leave you kids to do whatever nerd shit this is! Later!".
(Name) smiled, "So... the tournament doesn't begin until 1:50, I was wondering if you wanted to check out the anime convention next door until then? There is a lot of VAs here!".
"Um yeah sure that's cool".
"Great!".
The two walked around endlessly in the hot box of an convention center, pushing pass people, looking at the over priced dropshipper vendors.
"Oo! Actually Kenma there is an local artist I want to check out before we go eat. Is that okay?"
"Yeah sure, what art do they do?"
The two walk up to the vendor, "Well they just do fan art but I can't resist keychains".
As the two waited in line, something caught Kenma's eye.
"Hey, (Name). I'll be right back!".
"Oh okay! I'll meet you at the food court?" (Name) chirped happily.
Kenma walked up to an LOL vendor that was selling keychains of the video game characters.
"Um excuse me? Can I get two of these?"
♡
"Kenma there you are!". (Name) smiled and walked towards the blonde carrying drinks.
"Hey" Kenma smiled down, rubbing his neck, "Well I got this for you".
Kenma held out (Name)'s favorite LOL character in a keychain.
"Oh my goodness, Kenma.. you didn't have too".
As (Name) reached out for the Keychain, Kenma grabbed the man's hands.
(Name) look at the blonde, "(Name)...."
"Yes?".
"(Name) if we win this tournament... can I court you?".
(Name)'s face flushed in red.
♡
[Few years later]
"Name... wake up. I don't have time for this today".
(Name) snuggled closer in the bedsheets, just coming off of his latest heat, "I don't wanna, if I do get up that means I gotta be a person today".
Kenma chuckled, "Babe, I love you but I'm trying to stream... I don't wanna anyone else seeing my omega laying in their natural habitat"
"NaTUrAL HaBiTAt, you make it seem like I'm an animal"
Kenma sighed, "Well.. you do bite..".
(Name) threw a pillow towards the man, "You dick!".
(Name) charged towards Kenma; Kenma grabbing (Name)'s legs and flipping him upside down.
"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BOOM BOOM BOOOM".
This was my first request and I am very happy! It was long, barely proofread, but I think it was goof! I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you so much! This was kinda rushed, sorry user if this wasn't as good as you hoped it to be. Thank you for the request anyways!
Haikyuu Edit ~ Ta Fete (with Karasuno, Nekoma and Fukurodani)
I made this a very little while ago after not seeing any edits with this so here it is! Hope you enjoy it!
Some Husband drawings I did for my followers on Instagram!! Plus bonus Ushiten!!
Timeskip boys really do be making me feel some type of way;;
Some mini doodles of Characters my followers on instagram requested for on my stream!! Wanted to draw more but decided to split them into parts instead;; Did doodles of them pre-timeskip & post-timeskip!! Most of these are Characters I've never drawn so I thought it'd be nice to add my thoughts/opinions of them fhdjjd
I've been a fan of Haikyuu for like 4-5 years now and I wanna know if Kenna's gamer name is kozuken or kodzuken ?? I always assumed it was the first one because it's for his name kozume kenma and from this manga piece
but like everywhere else like his fandom profile and fanfics and stuff all spell it with a 'd' but why did y'all start putting it like that ?? i don't understand where it came from and it bothers me 😭😭
someonehelpplz :(
Day 01 - Day 02 - Day 03 - Day 04 - Day 06 - Day 07
Schau dir "How to draw Kenma Kozume from Haikyuu!!" auf YouTube an
Me drawing kenma