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Howling from the hills rn I'm going insane
I'm in the firm belief that Astarion finds his partner almost intoxicating to be around. Like he's always nuzzled into them and sniffing them weirdly lol or he finds their pulse point on any part of their body. And just presses his mouth against it. Not always to feed but just to feel their pulse. He likes to listen to their heartbeat slow and quicken depending on what they're doing. They're very warm and so cuddling feels incredible once he gets used to the idea. They're just so soft and warm and alive and he craves them in every way because that's what vampires do!
And tasting them in any capacity is amazing. Whether that be kisses, feeding, or uh, other things :3
I guess this is my "I need more freakstarion" post part 2 lol
U are not "rotting" in bed. U are resting, beloved
not gonna put more effort into this but here
Using Sig to demonstrate how Recycling looks, messy sketch I know but hey it works.
Recycled Iterators start out looking basically just like puppets off the string, and grow and develop rapidly after arriving in the world. For Sig, considering he didn't fight the process, actively embraced organic life, and even indulged in the simple things, he changed fast and got BIG.
GRAAAAHH BI LIGHTING JAZZ!!!!!!
Jazz WIP
I'm only in the mood for sketches recently nwn
Caretaker and Oldest Teammate keep trying to figure Whumpee out. Their odd habits, their strange attitude, their secrecy. The two of them decide to make a bet: whoever figures out Whumpee's "deal" first has to buy the other dinner.
A few weeks later, Caretaker approaches Oldest.
"Our bet about Whumpee's mystery? It's off."
"Oh really? Why?" Oldest asks.
"I figured out their deal. And it's... really personal, I can't tell you."
Oldest smiles, a twinkle in their eye. They had known Caretaker would be able to get through to Whumpee - that had been their plan all along.
"I'll buy you dinner anyway."
The trauma has come back-
(This happened yesterday)
Me: *trying to relax after a busy at school*
Sams: *Moon's break down again*
My mental state: Well, time to have another mental break-down like Moon!
_later, in the afternoon_
Me: *went out for an ice cream with my family*
-we met the parents of that one friend that made my life a living hell and, of course, they don't anything, because their daughter didn't tell them a sh*t-
Ex-friend parents: Oh hi there!! Long time no see!!!
Me: *trying to reamain calm and don't freak out*
My mother: *trying to not explode of anger*
(She defended me when that b*tch of a friend maltreatment me)
_in the evening_
Me: *watching YouTube*
-that fr**k wrote me (like nothing happened between us and preteded that She didn't treat me like garbage) and asked how I was doing-
My mental state: Well, time to trow me out the window!
I swear if I encountered her yesterday I think couldn't handle that...
Your appreciation for this ship made me blushhhhhhhh, so here comes BITE 2/3. I just can't restrain my hand from drawing them x
GOOD OMENS PARODY IS HERE!
The Hillywood Show® brings you a Nice & Accurate Good Omens Parody filled with ineffable surprises! Can we get a wahoo?
Featuring fan favorite moments, screen accurate costume/sets and surprise cameos (NEIL GAIMAN, DANIEL MAYS, MAGGIE SERVICE and even, the screen-used Bentley from S1), this parody, based on the best-selling novel by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, brings about the excitement of Amazon Prime Video’s Good Omens Season 2!
Excited to have been a part of this glorious reveal! Good Omens Season 2 arrives July 28th on Prime Video. Everyday, it’s a-getting closer…♫
Marvel Animation’s X-Men ‘97 | Official Trailer | Disney+
G R E E N
- Ticcy Toby 🪓🕰️
Things that make my brain go a little fuzzy
They've probably been in the locker room.... Looking longingly at each other from across the showers... Embracing each other into each other's ... Arms/bodies.... Touchling each other all gayily like 👿😩🥴🤬🤯🌚🌝
They have canonically been best friends for seven years. Do you think they explored each other’s bodies?
How to use a bra as a blindfold (Richard Kruspe edition)
BONUS:
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE LEETEUK'S FOOLS PERFORMANCE BC HOOOOOLLLLLYYYY COW!!!!! MY BRAIN HAS BEEN REWIRED!!!! THAT OLD MAN CAN STILL GET IT!
idk man.......... I think I might like certain character......... Totally not hyperfixating on them............... Have a bunch of Lonely Wizard content (Plus a Cati)
fighting the urge to go absolutely feral over this man
I would do literally anything he tells me without hesitation
THE MAN HE ISSSS OH MY LORDDDD😫😫😫
#my mannn
I want to ride him (and his face)til he can’t cum again..respectfully
AAAAAAAAAAAAHOWISHEREALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA