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Doritos Blue corn grilled steak chips. Not bad. #doritos #bluecorn #grilledsteak



Time to reset for the third time this hour.
> Dave: Reset.
There are farmers AUs, right?

Wishing a happy Saturday to the androgynous Dracula of the '90s Universal Monsters logo.

HELL YEAHH
* violent shaking of the hands *
Oh by the way I already have a Bill Cipher dad! But you get to be my second option!
Finally doing my application woo!
1. I can bite bitches mwhehe, I also can draw you anywhere you want and I steal shit
2. Chaotic neutral duh
3. I would rip the heart from the earth for you
That seems like a lot of great personality traits that you have…
(And they could come really handy in some situations)
* he holds out his hand with a blue flame *
If you want to… your in the gang.
:)
Before he became Brazilian-born Eduardo, he was the Dorito playing musician in Spain. From tortilla chips to computer chips, hats off to you Andrew Garfield!






Young Andrew Garfield in Doritos Commercial (x)

The evil Dorito himself

Labor Day weekend cookout with the fam ❤️

^Source: Washington Post
Does anyone remember that one crack post about the guy who ran for president, accidentally got elected and then tried to get impeached by like making Doritos illegal?
Yeah…
Pulling up more receipts since she keeps denying it 😔😔😔😔😔

EXPOSING @nina-ya AS A PERSON WHO THINKS DORITOS ARE EXTREME 🤯 🤯 🤯 (REAL! NOT CLICKBAIT!!)


Have a trash triangle (Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls)
Dominant Hand? No, you misheard me. I said DORITO hand
Mimes grabbing doritos with the same two fingers until my fingers are stained orange