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In honor of sasodei week i wanted to share this cute details of a dumb comic i made with my phone in 2020 with deidara dying sasori's hair blonde by mistake afeter trying to help him with gray hairs.
In the same time i also did a comic of deidara chewing bubblegum with his hands and getting them stuck in his hair lol they were hilarious
Sasodei week day 5: portraits
- "This was a stupid idea, and it's taking you way more time than i expected."
- "Then, why do you agreed to it, hm? Also, stop moving."
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i cant stop thinking about an au with Sasori as an emergency doctor. A nurse goes to his office and tells him "he is here again" and Sasori goes "fuck" and sees Deidara covered in blood saying hi with the DUMBEST expression ever
Sasodei week day 6: touch starved
This is my favourite piece that i made for the event! I'm kinda obsessed with exploring how reanimated Sasori would deal with being human again after so much time.
He is overwhelmed by feelings he can't quite self regulate (i also hc that before turning himself into a puppet, he was very sensitive, and it was something he hated about himself). And Deidara is absolutely not used to see him being so emotional, asking him for confort and above all things, rabidly begging him for physical contact (but he is here for it).
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Sasodei week day 7: midnight
This is my least favourite piece😬 I spent a lot of time on this and it didn't end up turning out the way I wanted but whatever.
This is a modern!au and Deidara sleeps at Sasori's place for the first time
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Sasodei week day 8: happy ending
AU after the Gaara rescue arc. They could only find one of Deidara's arms but it's okay because Sasori survived and it's going to make him a prosthetic one.
The last one :'( i'm so happy i managed to complete the whole event
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Sasodei hitman!au
Sasori is hired to kill this new semi popular artist who apparenly owes a lot of money to Kakuzu's mafia, and of course things didn't go as planned.
This is a gift for @mayskalih i hope you like it💗
Bimboifiction of Deidara and Ino lol
Head canon where they are platonic shopping buddies and max out their credit cards buying stupid things the6 definitely don’t need🛍💕👛
The cultural significance of
Akatsuki amvs to “calling all the monsters” or “pokerface”
the Kakuhida and Sasodei “anything you can do” I can do better animatics.
“Akatsuki funny pictures” with the songs hamster dance, witch doctor, and boom boom boom boom.
The yaoi, seme, uke, lemon discourse. The “ukes” randomly ending up in skirts and dresses
The various mpreg Akatsuki fanfics. The Akatsuki fan children.
Kisaita, Sasodei, Kakuhida and tobizet amvs with the “warning yaoi. Don’t like don’t watch.” Or “warning boy x boy. Please no flames”
The Akatsuki cat fics.
Them literally being the tumblr sexy men.
The random “glomps” and Japanese words throughout fanfics.
The skinny black jeans and converse fits in every fanfic.
The Akatsuki high school fics where they were all bad boys and wore hoodies with the cloud on it.
The rock band aus.
The random ocs that somehow always got with Itachi.
The Akatsuki cosplay videos on yt and the awkward cosplays posted on deviantart.
The Akatsuki forums.
The Akatsuki members having to share one bed while traveling.
The end notes where the author would argue with the Akatsuki members.
Naruto joining the Akatsuki. The various fanfics and artwork that had an obsession with collars.
The time where people were confused about Deidara and Konan’s gender, sasori was drawn with white hair, and people thought Tobi was a teenager.
The ships sasori x zetsu, konan x Hidan, Madara x Deidara, Tobi x Zetsu, Itachi x Deidara.
The fangirls and ocs harassing the members and konan being a fujoshi.
The Akatsuki dress up flash games.
Sigh….what a time to be alive
Naruto characters x things I said pt.4
Because I say so many shits and I like to see how my life crambles under my eyes
Warnings: a few swear words, mention of ptsd, but it's not described
Part1 - part2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7
Masterlist and rules
Shisui: I can swear in three different languages, but I still don't know how to describe a motor in English
Shikamaru, about to fall asleep: Oh shit, I have homework
Also Shikamaru, two seconds later: whatever, it's not like I don't have the time tomorrow before class
He didn't do it
Kakashi: You know, I don't remember much of that day. I was standing up, ready to do it and next thing I know I hear "crack" and now I'm in therapy with a broken arm and ptsd. But oh, well, it's life I guess
X: You could be a little more... responsive
Neji: I'm tired and I'm no extrovert
Deidara: I want to blow something up. Let it be my ass or some useless shit, I don't care
Itachi: I'm terrified from chickens, but I would probably chase one if its to put some fake arms around it (here is the explanation for this one)
Yamato, on the verge of tears from stress: Please stop. I can't take in anymore. Just stop, please
Sai: I don't have the emotional stability or even the knowledge of emotions to be doing this, so why am I even here?
Naruto: I would have liked to explain the reason I was late. But I couldn't tell my teacher that I was late because I forgot to pee in the urine container, thus leading to me waiting to take a piss again
Sasuke: listen, I don't trust myself and you're asking me to trust you? Well, sounds like the good moment to inform you I have trust issues
Masterlist and rules
Day 4 of Sasori week, love.
I wrote a oneshot of snippets from times people have shown Sasori love. Since it’s his birthday I wanted to focus on how much Sasori means to me and how much I love him, so this is fluff. Read it here!
And these are the illustrations!
Trecutul lui Swati (pe Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/vp3LGTsISu Povestea se învârte în jurul lui Swati care va avea parte de multe întâmplări,din rău dă în mai rău, dar vorba aia:'tot răul spre bine'. Folosesc personaje din Naruto Shippuden,Owari no Seraph si Uta no prince-sama revolution. Bun,e primul meu fanfic,scuzati pentru greselile de scris.
Trecutul lui Swati (pe Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/slAg2pJLSu Povestea se învârte în jurul lui Swati care va avea parte de multe întâmplări,din rău dă în mai rău, dar vorba aia:'tot răul spre bine'. Folosesc personaje din Naruto Shippuden,Owari no Seraph si Uta no prince-sama revolution. Bun,e primul meu fanfic,scuzati pentru greselile de scris.
I just had a thought-- The Akatsuki playing never have I ever. Imagine how screwed up that would be.
Plus you KNOW they’re targeting each other.
Deidara: Never ever has my art been dry and boring
Sasori: Oh I’ll spice it up, you little shit. Get over here.
Also Itachi 100% gets targetted by everyone at some point. ‘Never have I ever got a hug from my mother’ ‘Never have I ever got a kiss goodnight’
He’s just like it’s not my fault I’m the only one who was actually raised by my parents you fucking assholes
ABSOLUTELY-
Also, Deidara and Itachi are pretty close in age, but so far apart in temperament. So I can see Deidara doing this kind of shit but Itachi being so done with it every time.
Deidara, explaining why they need to do insert reckless or idiotic thing: It’s normal! Normal teenagers do this!
Itachi: I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT
Imagine how awkward it would be for Itachi to transition from his stiff and respectable clan to the Akatsuki. The culture shock would be overwhelming.
Itachi going to the hideout’s kitchen for breakfast, fully dressed, hair up, weapons on him, ready for the day: ……
Hidan and Kisame, shirtless, eating peanut butter from the jar with spoons: ….Yo
LMAO HIDAN AND DEIDARA TEACHING ITACHI HOW TO ACT HIS AGE
Deidara: ARSON
Hidan: GET LAID
Sasori and Kakuzu, grabbing their respective idiots be the back of the shirt: No.
I can see them being like. For someone who committed mass murder. You’re awfully...Itachi-y
Imagine how awkward it would be for Itachi to transition from his stiff and respectable clan to the Akatsuki. The culture shock would be overwhelming.
Itachi going to the hideout’s kitchen for breakfast, fully dressed, hair up, weapons on him, ready for the day: ……
Hidan and Kisame, shirtless, eating peanut butter from the jar with spoons: ….Yo
I made the Akatsuki on the Sims and they’re all heathens.
-Deidara and Hidan keep stomping around the house cussing without prompt
-Hidan keeps pranking the toilet and and as such breaking it repetitively
-Sasori is just. Always sobbing in his bed.
-Kisame has set the house on fire multiple times
-Sasuke keeps visiting and Hidan is Mean to him
I wanna write an akatsuki band au so bad vs I can't think of a fun plot I'll bother sticking with: The two year anniversary