ABSOLUTELY-

ABSOLUTELY-

Also, Deidara and Itachi are pretty close in age, but so far apart in temperament. So I can see Deidara doing this kind of shit but Itachi being so done with it every time.

Deidara, explaining why they need to do insert reckless or idiotic thing: It’s normal! Normal teenagers do this!

Itachi: I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT

Imagine how awkward it would be for Itachi to transition from his stiff and respectable clan to the Akatsuki. The culture shock would be overwhelming. 

Itachi going to the hideout’s kitchen for breakfast, fully dressed, hair up, weapons on him, ready for the day: ……

Hidan and Kisame, shirtless, eating peanut butter from the jar with spoons: ….Yo

I was doing timeline shit for a fanfic and??? Haku and Itachi are only two or so years apart???

Konan/Nagato: No pets in the Akatsuki

Itachi, protectively holding his crow to his chest: But Kisame gets to stay

Kisame: I’m not-

Just finished playing monopoly, so here’s how I think the Akatsuki would play it. 

Konan: The banker/meditater; always having to fix the board.

Nagato: Way too into it; winning Monopoly is the only time the Akatsuki has ever seen him smile.

Kakuzu: Has zero properties, hogs the cash.

Hidan: Gets pissed off constantly; knocks the board over. Gets pissed when he has to pay rent. Hogs all the properties.

Kisame: Probably looking to Itachi before he makes a trade or purchase to see if its a good idea; has like one of each color and refuses to sell any (So that houses/hotels can’t be built).

Itachi: “The rent is 1048 but you can just pay an even 1000 if you want...” (The considerate one).

Sasori: “The rent is 1048. Not 1045.” (Refuses to negotiate even if it means everyone has to trade in cash with the bank for one dollar).

Deidara: Quits after like ten minutes, if that.

ITACHI NO FJOSFNELJFNE

Tobi, being a shit: Never has Tobi ever got a hug from his parents!

Itachi: Puts a finger down

Sasori, ready to throw hands: Ungrateful parent murdering looking ass-

Akatsuki Thoughts (1)

I just had a thought– The Akatsuki playing never have I ever. Imagine how screwed up that would be. 

Plus you KNOW they’re targeting each other. 

Deidara: Never ever has my art been dry and boring

Sasori: Oh I’ll spice it up, you little shit. Get over here.

Also Itachi 100% gets targetted by everyone at some point. ‘Never have I ever got a hug from my mother’ ‘Never have I ever got a kiss goodnight’ 

He’s just like it’s not my fault I’m the only one who was actually raised by my parents you fucking assholes

With 'rare-pairings', how much 'rare' do you mean...? 👀

Anything from SasuHina to Ramen Guy x Rasa is on the table 👀. OT3s will not be harmed either 👀.