here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]

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Mammon: Ive Only Had A Pact With This Human For A Day And A Half But If Anything Happened To Them, I

Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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